Austin Gosetti-Biondo

s h i t p o s t the p a i n away.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

Does the teen angst ever leave?

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

I beg to whatever is Holy
that @knockedloose's next LP
is as conceptual as #ATEARINTHEFABRICOFLIFE.

These Men,
they simply do not miss. 🤌🏼

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

@_BlakePaules This is the most 2003 shit I have ever seen.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

I just wish I could feel
what I say.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

@Draven1895 You dense, self-deprecating fuckin' fool. 🤌🏼

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

No matter how unhappy I may find myself with my life at times.. I can't help but strike a balance with how much I'm love with who I am. 🤌🏼

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

My latest hyper fixation is @Badflower and if its not yours, you're dumb and missing out.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

@Draven1895 I really am working to achieve that, also.*

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

✨ Bidets will change your life. ✨

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

I've been laying on the floor, unable to move for almost two hours now. looping the same handful of Bo Burnham & Bright Eyes tracks.

I think this is my existential midlife crisis.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

Cymbalta + White Claw =
One spicy Meatball.
🥴🤌

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

@_BlakePaules Don't forget Boot Lickers.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

How long did @h3h3productions & @SamSeder get you grounded for, @scrowder?

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

@100gecs
is the 'Freddy Got Fingered'
of Music.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

Spite is the apex of uppers.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

The only redeeming quality to having to step foot in @MiLivonia for work is the mass surplus of yuppie suburban, Midwestern yoga Moms. 🤌

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

'Monster House' is just 'The Sandlot' for Alt kids.

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

Y tf is there not a 'Sautéed Onions' scented candle on the market yet¿¿¿

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

@_BlakePaules 🤠🤠🤠

[Austin Gosetti-Biondo @AustinBiondo]

@_BlakePaules All I hear is Linda saying "Blakeyyyyy" the way she says "Bobbyyyyy", no I am unnerved and will toss and turn all night over this. Thank you.