austin cogar

Run by @evansmedley and @mcthuginn and @jon_chops_herr just quoting what Austin says. I love titties, beer, whiskey, porn, moonshine, guns, america

[austin cogar @AustinCogar]

I know there's Asians on the west shore. I beat one up.

[austin cogar @AustinCogar]

This music makes me want to shot myself in the face.

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I'm a nimble mother fucker

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Wanna start an underground ninja fighting society with me?

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I had balls once.

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"Your grandma's a freaaaaaak" @AustinCogar

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In regards to @DesignByIKEA: "Fuckin Swedish Fish!"

[austin cogar @AustinCogar]

You got more rebounds than the NBA.

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"Dot head mother fuckers" @AustinCogar

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"Should have nuked them all" @AustinCogar

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"Its like a sore peter you cant beat it" @AustinCogar

[austin cogar @AustinCogar]

Going thru old pics: "Oh this was when I was Ethiopian skinny!"

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Putting salt into beer: "I wanna see if I can make this into a bomb"

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Let's play slipnot and listen to vegan music

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I masturbate harder than your handshake.

[austin cogar @AustinCogar]

"Are you on your menstrual cycle?" "Welcome to everyday of my life"

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It's only gay if you come.

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I wish I had a creeper. 😞

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Wait til I get some drinks in me, then we'll get twitter out!

[austin cogar @AustinCogar]

I'll take a sick over smiles any day