Daelemane La Flare

I was lost before the sauce

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Her: “I need a man who don’t play”

Me:

[Dana Wessel @DanaWessel]

You just know this dude is rolling in Kohl's Cash.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Overturning Roe v. Wade and denying women the right to control their own bodies is an outrage and in defiance of what the American people want. Democrats must now end the filibuster in the Senate, codify Roe v. Wade, and once again make abortion legal and safe.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[AGAPE @MAG_Milli]

Dawg this is one of the greatest tik toks Iv ever seen

[dms open for feet pics !! @feetpicshaven]

the fbi finally identifying the zodiac killer

[xX✦Αστροθύτης✦Xx @astrofant]

$:$:!:&

[Chase @notchaselyons]

My dentist said I grind in my sleep damn he’s real for that 💯

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

The NBA saw this fit and made sure CP3 would never win a championship

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

FREE HIM

[Professor Switch @unluckybutter3]

Today’s 5th grade unnecessary morning conversation…

Student A: “When I die and go to heaven, I hope I get my wings the first day.”

Student B: “What kind you getting? I hope they got lemon pepper.”

Me at my desk:

[Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez]

Girls forget real quick that Luigi has a mansion

[Sex Fabregas @DormanEra]

2 PM in Des Moines

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Oh absolutely not:

[sally darr @sallydarr]

Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Bezos and me leaving the club at 4am this hot girl summer