Philip Marlowe

Architecture Enjoyer. Carolina Sports. Expat.

[Philip Marlowe @AustinEquities]

@carlosjduarte No aura loss phew

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@someballfacts Ran from the blitz

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I don’t like how they’re trying to make Freed From Desire a thing for every single team

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@ProspectsUsmnt The US should do that. It would be smart actually.

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@TouchlineX Not a single England player?

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You people are genuinely miserable. Just enjoy where you are at this very moment. It could always be worse.

[Oren John @orenmeetsworld]

As every Tier 2 city becomes an expensive copy of one another, perhaps its time to consider...

nowhere-maxxing aka the toledo shift

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Thomas Tuchel saved my life

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@saweezo Never should have left Madrid. He’d have 7.

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@FUTDonkey I swear people watched this game on sofascore

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Henry and Ibrahimovic are a couple of miserable bastards

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Zlatan on TV dressed like Al Capone

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@PaulBrown_UK Get in lads

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@GAFollowers You can’t sell tickets for a game that’s at noon on a Monday for $500

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@JMontyBurner @PuckFupett69 She’s from Madison, WI. It literally makes no sense.

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I used to support the concept of this, but now it’s quite apparent that the whole point of this is to restrict younger people from seeing what’s going on in their country

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

We are banning social media access for under 16s.

These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life.

I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.

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Where can I buy Stanley Cup merch that isn’t made by fanatics

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@Blutman27 Cope harder you fucking bum

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CAROLINA. CHAMPIONS.

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@_Two10Steven

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@Matt_Law_DT No you won’t!