Austin Fabkins

They/Them

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@ALeighMP You know, it's one thing to go to ground over the census and not respond to anything, but it's remarkable that you're still just tweeting about other stuff while your staff field dozens of phone calls with zero briefing from you. Absolute callous disregard.

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@marschoc @ALeighMP @JEChalmers @acccgovau I've rung his office, it is true.

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@ALeighMP @JEChalmers @acccgovau You're tweeting a heck of a lot for someone who still hasn't put out a statement about why you broke your promise to LGBTIQA+ Australians. When will we see your statement justifying your backflip on the census?

[Jack | FREE SPEECH @HybridProphecy]

You get a David Tennant! You get a David Tennant! Everybody gets a David Tennant!

- RTD to his companion characters

#DoctorWho

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

If I had a dollar for every time I've watched David Tennant ask his bubbly, flamboyant hereditary enemy to run away with him to the stars in 2023, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice. #DoctorWho #GoodO

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

G-Flip is the Mike Brady of the AFLW.
#AFLW #AFLWGrandFinal #AFLWFinals

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

I feel like we should be talking about how the AFLW Grand Final sold out in less than a day. Or at least I want to talk about, mostly because I missed out and am sad about it.
#AFLW #AFLWFinals #AFLWGrandFinal

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

I reckon the Cats are almost certainly going to fade out and get run over late in the game here, but jeez this has been a cracking half of footy. #AFLWLionsCats #AFLW #AFLWFinals

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

Georgie Prespakis every time she crunches Paxy Paxman in a tackle in the centre:
#AFLWDeesCats #AFLW #AFLWFinals

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@purplepingers This dude legit looks like Tom Tanuki's old satire account

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

Not to trigger the men folk, but this is shaping up to be an incredibly intriguing AFLW finals series in week one. #AFLWFinals #AFLWCatsDons

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

We could really spice this game up after halftime by removing 30 players from the field and just settling things Prespakis v Prespakis. #ALFWCatsDons

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

It's been 11 weeks since we watched Michael Sheen kiss David Tennant on the mouth and he still can't tell us what it was like because the AMPTP wants to hoard profits like some sort of deranged, homophobic dragon. #SAGAFTRA #SAGAFTRAstrike #GoodOmens

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@shazfernando Your hero hasn't stopped being a rapist :)

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

If you ever feel like a fuck up, just remember that Collingwood is paying the Bulldogs to play Adam Treloar so that they could hang on to Jordan De Goey, who is currently sitting in a New York jail cell.

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

It's actually quite cute watching Qld Origin team mates punch on. Like boys, you love each other, we all know you love each other. #NRLFinals

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@hierobadge That's actually a solid idea, gonna start floating that with delegate mates and see if it takes off.

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@tracksuitpant These people don't realize that it will be literally impossible to get people to work on Monday if we win, because they can't imagine being a human who experiences joy.

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@tiredandstrong Yo remember the last time the Liberals had a grassroots women's sports fund and they used it to pay for random club upgrades in marginal seats that didn't even have women's teams?

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@crowleycvnt How many times must I watch these two idiot men divorce each other?

[Austin Fabkins @AustinFabejenko]

@tracksuitpant This would be a nice way to really wrap up Docklands' character arc.