Austin

Im a simple man. I teach. I play pokemon. I like memes.

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

Im in this picture and I dont like it

[Vulf @Vulffee]

Fat.

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

@GrantNAlex @PokemonGoApp @CatchPokemonGo Ugh. Youre always so performative... 😒

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

@SaulsaRios @GrantNAlex It was 100% sarcasm. Please learn basic media literacy

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

@UsagiKaede1

[Grant and Alex @GrantNAlex]

Guys this is so unfair! Because we were at the Times Square event and got that guaranteed hundo now we don’t get an earth hundo Mewtwo even though everyone else does? This is so unfair make this right @PokemonGoApp #PokemonGO #justice #WeWantItNow !

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

Time to clean out my storage

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.”
Stop softening violence.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Yeah women have had the right to vote for some time now

[͏q☂️ @honestlyqu]

went outside for 2 minutes

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

@Geekilysaysnow I wanna be organized like you when I grow up

[MamaEeveeXO @mamaeeveexo]

Raid Hour should have been Pikachu instead of Kyogre

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Jeffrey Ⓥ @LiftForever67]

#SundayThoughts

[Grant and Alex @GrantNAlex]

So happy to have witnessed the 10th anniversary event last night! Pokémon Go taking over Times Square felt truly unreal!!! Oh and Alex got something pretty cool😅

#PokemonGO10 #PokemonGO

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

@BrokeJokeBoy @GrantNAlex @PokemonGoApp They stream this game daily you absolute dingdong. Go back to your mom's basement

[Austin @AustinJames97__]

@KelevraBruce @GrantNAlex @PokemonGoApp Who pissed in your wheaties?

[Luci 🔜 City Safari: Boston! 🔥💁🏾‍♀️🇵🇸 TL80 🔥 @lucille161pogo]

• MEGA YOUR FUCKING POKÉMON.
• DON’T PUT YOUR MEGA FIRST IN THE PARTY.
IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE SWITCHED IN WHEN SHIELDS GO UP. IF YOUR MEGA GETS KNOCKED OUT AND YOU DON’T REVIVE YOU SCREW THE REST OF US.
• HIT THE GODDAMNED READY UP BUTTON.

DON’T BE A DICK.