Austin Reel

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Grocery stores really need a tag for ‘The Best Healthy Version That’s Like The Good Kind.’

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All across America, white dudes who used to pretend to be black are sitting on a West Elm sectional, in a pleasantly grey living room telling their kids about “that life.”

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Do conservative nerds have a suggested viewing order for Yellowstone and 1883? Is there like a Shapiro Order yet?

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The Dave Matthews Band branded Jeep spare tire cover industry hasn’t flinched since ‘99.

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BREAKING NEWS!: Officials have verified that the 52 arrests made at the Capitol Building have decimated the AOC deep fake porn industry.

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AirPods are the red lightsaber of headphones. I am a villain and I don't care. #ruleoftwo

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@TopherWilborn @StephenVincentG Yeah. Just trying to reel Steve in a bit.

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This is the Hot & Savory stuff from @gethuel I talked about last episode of @funtownpod. This Thai Curry is my favorite. I would say it played a big part in the devastating 6lb to 2lb blowout I posted up against @JeffOskay in the first weigh-in.

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I think my ear holes are getting bigger because I'm burning the fat out of them.

[Jessica Alsman @jnalsman]

@AustinReel that's not what #teamaustin is supposed to be dropping right now.

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Just dropped an AirPod in toilet. I’m sorry my friend. You deserved better.

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@toddmccomas got staph.

[JakeBaldwinAceUndead @evilreborn]

@AustinReel a stye is a staph infection of the eye

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@evilreborn @funtownpod @jnalsman @toddmccomas @JeffOskay It might be our most informative episode.

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@bsnyder11 @toddmccomas @JeffOskay @jnalsman @funtownpod @bsnyder11 Glad to have you onboard! I am sure we (Jess) will be able to figure out a link or some way to contribute. Thanks for getting involved in this! #BIGBSUENERGY

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@jnalsman @funtownpod @toddmccomas @JeffOskay @graeters Welcome to the team!

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I am getting prepped for the @funtownpod Weight Loss Grand Prix. @toddmccomas took @JeffOskay to win this thing. @jnalsman didn’t back anyone which feels like a Jeff nod. It’s just me and @graeters now.

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@jnalsman @funtownpod @toddmccomas @JeffOskay @graeters You don’t have to be nice right now! @toddmccomas already picked a side. I know I’m the heal in this thing. Be mean with me.

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@Jeff_Dowden @funtownpod @toddmccomas @JeffOskay @jnalsman I think would have just gone as guy in long johns with a gun. More scary than fun though.

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@bobandtom @WillieGriswold That’s some thicc boy mustard up top.

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@StarSuburban It takes 30 minutes off the run.