Bekk wanted a kiss so I do this bad ass roll onto my bed with intentions of landing before her… accidentally kick her in the face… and she’s mad? Like appreciate me or go home…
This old lady felt bad she didn’t have tip money. I said I’ll glad accept smiles, so she pulls her mask down and gives me a perfect smile!!! It made my day and her day!!!
“I would only shave my beard if i played for the Yankees” “well I’m sorry but i don’t think you’re going to get drafted from Tate Field so we don’t have to think about that”