I want a girl to FaceTime me at night when she’s looking a mess wearing a big hoody stressing over homework so I can talk to her & boost her confidence
Tomorrow is August and I haven’t even
-built a rocket
-fought a mummy
-climbed up the Eiffel Tower
-discovered something that doesn’t exist
-given a monkey a shower
-surfed any tidal waves
-created a nanobot
- located Frankenstein’s brain
-driven my sister insane
:/
My wife has been gone for a week. The longest we’ve ever been apart. She’s back in T minus 4 hours or so. I’m cleaning house, drinking and cooking like the first time she came over my house. That woman still gives me butterflies. I’ve missed her all week. I hope it never stops.