Papi Thickums

IN•FL•TX
MMA fanatic
Killin the game since '92
logistitian powerlifter Ric Flair is my idol

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

I was wondering if you could shed some knowledge on me. I had a life altering leg injury. Barely mobile never gonna run and jump again. Im 34 competitive powerlifter. Active guy. I was just wondering how you dealt with it mentally. Its got me in a chokehold here
@DeionSanders

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@dc_mma I just woke up and had an idea for what could be the only event to top the white house card.

A card at the coliseum. A night of champions. Every fight is current or former champions vs current or former champions. Hang banners of champions before fights

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@caitlandiaaa Hey idk if you remember me. Like to listen to your story of the last decade I'll tell you mine. Its been wild

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

Ive never come around on liking a foreigner competing against Americans as hard as I did with @bisping I'll run into him and have a beer some day. And I'll go home with that eye over a card game mark my words

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@danawhite im going to work logistcs for you. Im saving money to fly out and stand outside the apex. Im comin. This is what I want in life and what im coming for. Its why I got a degree in the military im coming and I can't be stopped

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@TommyJPope hey big man, look at dish has gotten me laid. Youve answered my question on the patrion. I owe one of you two dorks a favor. Im neighbors with the creator of rinker boats. Tell Chris. And for you I cant say on air. Worth it. Canolies look at dish pls

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@_willcompton @TaylorLewan77 I can save you my pay in taxes right now. Its literally a no brainer. Even Taylor can read the writing on the wall

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@_willcompton @TaylorLewan77 I bothered yall alot. Rightfully so you need it. Im the best at this. You guys. Wives kids in-laws. I got it. I'll work for yall. We'll work out details but the best offer I can give is 50k a year. I got my own thing goin I dont need more

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@_willcompton @TaylorLewan77 im still a logistics wizard. Flights, hotels, transportation. Whichever whoever. You and the team. I'll do all of it for you guys on the most reasonable contract you've ever heard. Im retired now. I just want to do what I want to do. And im the best

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

In my heart of hearts I believe that @TheoVon can get the gold foil back at @Wendys. Give the man his own signature meal and give the people what they want! Gold foil and yellow frosty cups

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@danawhite I'm going to make it over there and work logistics for you until you retire or I die. Thats what I want to do in life so thats what im gonna do.

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@chitoveraUFC aye big dog where can I get one of them jackets you wore and you gave Rogan? That fuzzy joint? I need me one

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

Whoever that lady was that saved that guy on the little roof at #KnicksParadeDay would you like a husband?

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

How do I get a powerlifting workout in with @ActionBronson? Im not trying to look pretty just move mass. And I'll be damned if I aint good at it

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

Hopefully it works out our food bank needs help

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@ChaelSonnen Who is D.B. Cooper

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@bisping how do I get the job of official push in the chair guy? Can you hook me up?

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

What a performance by @CubSwanson just a walk down. Hands down landing at will. Great career. Hard to have a better send off fight but my goodness. Absolute clinic from the vet

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@SStricklandMMA Mossberg 590 Shockwave chainsaw edition with a strobe

[Papi Thickums @AustinVuittonet]

@danawhite hire me for a logistics position. Ive sent my resume but thats just paper saying I know what Im doing. I'll drive across the country right now with a couple suits and something to prove. Im good at it.