the funniest thing my dad ever did was this one time at a coffee shop my mom needed something to stir her coffee so my dad got up and came back with a piece of raw linguini and my mom was just like "jeff where did you get this"
just realized nobody’s probably ever described me as “hottie with a body” but that’s okay. i’m sure i’ve been describes as “hottie with a good ping pong serve”
Please, you have to help my father, he’s, he’s addicted to LinkedIn. He just won’t stop networking. He’s made so many professional connections. Our family is going bankrupt because of all the coffee meetups he’s had. We are in shambles.