Luke Ribich

it do what it do because it is

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

How are YOU getting ready for Champonship Sunday? If im Matt Lafluer im burning all my challenges and times outs early because the best way to beat a blitzing Arians in the harsh winter is w a Stallin counter attack

[Luke Ribich @AustrianShark69]

@ElDirteSanchez the type of dude who counts a lipper as his mouthpiece #ufc257

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Wow this Presidential election is a Maalox Masher / it is at winning time / last 4 min.Who will hit the big clutch J at the buzzer to get to the winner’s circle - will it be Jamming Joe or Dunking Donald?

[Israel Adesanya @stylebender]

When you give her the best 2 mins of her life on gas station DICK PILLS
Lol this the last time you finished someone.
💊😃👍🏾

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

All I can think about is how violently Minnesotan these guys are

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

I think we should at least consider the idea of feeding the planet giant Snickers bars dropped by helicopters. We’ve got nothing to lose.

[Luke Ribich @AustrianShark69]

Sports leagues are suspending seasons, countries are quarantining themselves, and Sarah Palin was singing Sir mix-a-lot on national tv. Tf the world coming to?

[Luke Ribich @AustrianShark69]

@BaeRizzle How was his swing?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Alex Cora is an innocent man. The second he saw the Astros cheating, he left to come to a real organization that has class and integrity and then immediately won a World Series. Find a new slant.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

RT if you’re still awake watching this Red Sox-Twins game.

[MLB @MLB]

This didn't age well.

EIGHT unanswered runs from the @Twins. TIE GAME! 😱 https://t.co/ALQhKWj42k

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

i liked the dirty dancing commercal but looking fwd to next year when tom brady and his son reenact meatball scene from lady and the tramp

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

"Just give me the best football, and the best fans, that the great state of Minnesota has to offer. Put ‘em all under one roof. And give us three more games."

Make that two more. https://t.co/K68dw1GzZi

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I feel bad for people that don’t watch sports. What a moment

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

HOLY SHIT

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

WHAT ON THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED??!?!?

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Okay, this is funny...

[MLB @MLB]

.@OfficialBuck103 had a historic season in center field.

He’s @wilsonballglove's Defensive Player of the Year. https://t.co/u9Rm3B6oMw

[Luke Ribich @AustrianShark69]

I like twitter because I know no one will see this, but god damn do I love my life. Wouldn’t change it for anything