AustynZOGS

Security/Crisis Management. Diplomacy. Strategy. Conflict Resolution. Art Enthusiast. Photography

[m. u @secmxx]

This are the people kidnapped from Ariko village in kachia lga of kaduna state.. They have been in captivity by bandits for 78 days now and the bandits are demanding ₦1 billion ransome and 35 bikes, some of the victims are dead already and a pregnant woman in the group gave birth 2 weeks ago....the terrorist is bold enough to post ransome videos on TikTok..... No bandit or terrorist deserves a second chance...

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Hahaha.

[Maudlynephilips @prettymaudlyne]

You may fool people with your appearance in church,
but heaven sees the dryness in your soul.
God is not calling you to religion again,
He is calling you back to relationship.

[Ernest Somolekae @esomolekae]

'Have strong coffee' they said... 'You will feel better and sleep will disappear'

Me excatly 3 minutes after the strong coffee that was meant to chase my sleep away!

Ku rough!

[Mike Arnold @MikeArnoldTruth]

Somewhere in Abuja, a government official in NSA Nuhu Ribadu's office wrote a check for $9 million to a Washington firm called DCI Group. Four and a half million up front. To fix Nigeria's image in America.

I have seen what they got for it, because the law makes them file the work. Buckle up.

A clip-art tree. A Canva flyer. AI cartoons that look like they were ordered off a gas-station menu. Email blasts with the engagement of a dial tone. I started #DCIRefund yesterday after they dropped a meme so cheap I assumed it was a parody account run by a bored teenager. Nope. That is the deliverable. Nine million dollars, and the creative budget apparently went to one guy and a free trial of Canva.

But the crown jewel is their star witness. DCI is very upset that I "smeared an independent journalist." Independent. Hold my coffee.

Their independent journalist went on a guided stooge tour and came back with copy so glowing you would think Nigeria was a spa retreat. Garden of Eden stuff. Meanwhile 1,402 people were massacred. And the funniest part — the part their own federal filing coughs up in black and white — is that "independent" comes with a price tag. More than $54,000 of Nigeria's money, one line labeled, and I am not making this up, "Retainer."

That is the whole campaign in one word. They paid for independence and forgot to delete the receipt.

So Nigeria's government pays a guy to write the brochure, pays a firm to email it around, and the dangerous one in this story is the missionary who never took a dime. Got it. Makes total sense. Airtight.

They were just getting warmed up. They also put Roger Stone on the payroll as a "consultant" — because nothing says "we are the credible ones" like Roger Stone. And they spent good money mailing out dinner invitations with Nigeria's First Lady, like a Beltway version of a timeshare pitch. Come for the brie and chablis, stay for the perception management.

When all that failed, they reached into the bottom of the barrel and pulled out a debunked, decades-old political hit against a pastor I am proud to call my friend. That is not opposition research. That is a firm out of ideas billing by the hour.

And here is the kicker. After $9 million, the posts get no clicks, the memes get ratioed, and the whole thing reads like it was reverse-engineered to embarrass the client. They are betting President Trump cannot tell the difference between his own supporters and a paid foreign front. The President reads people for a living. He has seen smoother operators than this at a flea market.

Here is a thought, since math is clearly not their strong suit. For that same $9 million, I could teach and feed 45,000 displaced children for a year. My friend Alex Barbir — another one they keep smearing — could build more than 6,000 houses for them. Real roofs over real heads.

Even with your sociopathic, evil little hearts, surely you can run the numbers on that one. Feeding children and building houses gets you better press, better international relations, and a better showing at the polls than flushing the money down the swamp toilet in Washington for amateur hit-pieces and boring AI graphics. Worth a try? Or is the grift the whole point.

The contract is up for renewal this month. So here is my professional advice to whoever signed it, free of charge — which is already a better deal than DCI gave you: get your money back. You can buy a lot with $9 million. Clearly not talent. Definitely not the truth. And apparently not even a decent meme.

#DCIRefund

#EarthShaker

[Zola 7 @zolaka7]

Ubuntu

[MUKHTASAR MALCOLM ALKALI @MalcolmAlkalee]

You see this phrase “Naka naka ne” that’s how some of you are using it in shielding bandits and banditry in the North, defending them with your full chest despite their atrocities. Allah ya tsinewa nakan da ya zama Azzalumi. Shegu Aladun Kaduna, haihuwar Alawaddai.

[Rapuruchi @Rapuruchi4]

😭😭😭
Watch how the terrorists whom the Nigerian government is rehabilitating into society beat the late retired General Rabe to death. People in active service should not hesitate to send the terrorists to God for judgment. There is no such thing as a repentant terrorist.

[Onicha @Ohimiri_]

This road is not completed it despite this admin met it at almost 75% completed.

Yet they are quick to take glory and acclaim that the construction have been completed.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Before the Algeria-Argentina match at the World Cup, Algerian fans chanted:

“Messi is the enemy of Allah. Allah is on our side. Algeria will destroy the infidel nation of Argentina”

Messi scored 3 goals and humiliated the Islamic nation of Algeria. Allah was not on their side.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Wait until you hear what your dad did…

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Equatorial Guinea government resigns after failing to meet targets https://t.co/a6glmcH1Mo

[Algérie Football Média 🇩🇿 @DZFOOTBALLDZ]

Léo Messi avec la fille de Riyad Mahrez à la fin du match 📸🇩🇿🇦🇷

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

Why hasn't Bola Tinubu rescued the Children kidnapped in Oyo State since 15 May 2026?

Is he also waiting for Peter Obi to tell him how to?

[AustynZOGS @Austynzogs]

@boluxxxx @DokunOjomo A country where executive lies and propaganda has become a big instrument of governance

[Bolouere (Bibi) @boluxxxx]

They did not recover anything. Matter of fact, EFCC refused to release the evidence that should have made this case end a long time ago. Literally refused to release a box of evidence.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

Obama's superiority, as a president and a person, hurts Trump especially badly because he's a huge racist and Obama is black.

[Chekwube @Chekwube____]

Two men applied for a job.
One attended interview
One didn't attend and said it's his turn.
One said he'll fix the electricity, in 2023 he visited Egypt and some other countries to observe how they achieved it.
One said "if I didn't fix electricity don't vote for me again"
Nigerians vote and supports the one who with no vision and ask the one who attended debates, interviews etc to tell them how he'll solve the problems so that they'll copy and paste to the failure they supported.

Insane entitlement.

[Support Obi till he licks Microphone @AnotherAnowa]

For once guys , Let us have a president that is not a thief.

we are not asking for too much

[Ilemona @I_Am_Ilemona]

"Peter Obi did not tell us how."

Has Bola Tinubu told you how he's going to stop the terrorists that have killed more than 22,000 Nigerians and kidnapped 1000s more, including toddlers?

Shut up abeg