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Registered Republican that enjoys Posting his thoughts, and defending the little guy

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@thesupermanmx this is a fucking cyberpunk braindance and you cant tell me otherwise

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@tavir_tr "yes, i did scream like a complete fucking idiot for 20 seconds instead of immediately opening the sunroof"

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@TheAKGuy late to the party, but how is your day?

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@homesteadpilot might have gotten threatened by gang members or the cartel

Call ICE.

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@Psyberdelic_ should have said that her puss stunk so bad it turned you gay.

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Europeans any time the weather gets above 60° Fahrenheit: #rimworld #UK

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@megalith_triode dawg i play rimworld to be a fuckin war criminal, not larp as a fuckin sex fiend

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"Jax look, I know we don't get along, but can you atleast give me back my clothes?

#TADCㅤ

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@skinflowgg 2001

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bro 😆

fuck it, if it works and makes the liberals demand it, im in.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Trump cheated in 2016.

Trump tried to cheat in 2020 and got caught.

Trump cheated again in 2024.

We must pass nationwide voter ID laws so we can stop Trump and his cohorts from cheating again in 2028 and save our democracy. PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT TODAY! 🇺🇦💉😷✊🏿

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Damn they have a honorably discharged WWII veteran, (sergeant btw) in a crash Bandicoot knock-off.

lmfao

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

I still can't believe they made a Donald Duck Crash Bandicoot clone

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if american judges werent such cuck chair having fucks, this bastard would get the death penalty

[Say it pop @Sayitpop]

A baby girl was delivered by C-section just 30 minutes after her 17-year-old mother, Katelynn Strate, was 🔫 in the head during a road rage incident north of New Orleans.

Doctors placed Strate on life support long enough to deliver her daughter, who was born two months premature, weighing 3 pounds, 11 ounces.

According to a GoFundMe organized for the family, Strate later passed away.

Police arrested 54-year-old Barry West, who is accused of firing a 🔫 from his pickup truck that hit Strate in the head. West claimed he believed Strate and her boyfriend had fired at him first, but investigators say they found no evidence to support that claim.

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90% of the comments are porn-brained losers ratting on this poor bastard for not accepting a weirdos number 💀

[Don Lori💯🗑️ @Loritwt]

Helping a lady and her kid she was like “so how are you enjoying your summer” and i was like ???idk lol i’ve just been working and she said “it’s great to see a highschooler getting work experience early how old are you”

…. 27

She asked for my number

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@fairiehaze mhmmmmmmmm concrete

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@nocontextmemes how it feels to shit in the school cafeteria:

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wrap it up gentlemen, its now somehow cringe to dab up fellow wagies

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga at work tried to dap me up and followed by a booyah this nigga think I’m cyborg

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its your American duty to beat brakes off of any Muslim goat fucker that forces there wives and daughters to wear hijabs in the united states.

land of the free and home of the brave for a goddamn reason.

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thank boomers and politicians, they took our futures before we were even born......

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

A new study suggests Gen Z is aging faster than previous generations, possibly resulting in early-onset cancers

via: WashU Medicine

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this is what happens when the UK bans all of its based people and leaves the reddit whales.

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

“Hey maybe get some air conditioning”

“AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS AREN’T SHOOTING RANGED”