Patricia Correll

Writer of ghost stories, fantasy, and daily to-do lists. She/her. Life goal: to touch every animal.

[Patricia Correll @Author_PCorrell]

@SandyofCthulhu No one has ever asked for this to happen. The vast majority of Muslims are just living their lives and not demanding special treatment at all. Schools publish their menus in advance so I am sure anyone with dietary restrictions keeps an eye on it and plans accordingly.

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Use only one piece of art to convince people to follow you

Not nearly as good as most of these, but I try

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Use only one piece of art to convince people to follow you

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Sleepover.

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Your first thought when you see this shopping cart??

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The world's oldest preserved ham was originally smoked in 1902. Right now it resides in a museum in Isle of Wight county.

There's a webcam.

Yep, that's a ham all right.

See for yourself.

Isle of Wight County Museum Smithfield, Virginia USA - Home https://t.co/uVujyifD0J

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Drawing all the skin texture is a pain and a half but they look so much more alive, it's worth it.

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@CentipedeMouse It looks like you're about to be brought down by something unusually large... 😄

It's amazing! She's really good.

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Hey everyone - tomorrow afternoon I am going dark. Not forever! I will be in DC from Sunday-Saturday and it seems prudent to uninstall all my social media from my phone. You don't have to go back 5 years to find me trash-talking Trump. Maybe 5 hours. See you next week!

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Remembered the amargasauris existed and decided I had to draw this utter freak.

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Actually, keep your hands off anything to do with children.

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Keep your filthy hands off Pokémon.

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@armondboudreaux I learned about this from Blindsight by Peter Watts. It's a fascinating thought experiment. The novel explains it really well too.

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@DBBell65 But no one makes pants that take that into account!

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Wearing my new pants and realizing that I am having the same problem I always do.

My thighs are one size but my waist is at least a size smaller than that 😅

Thank goodness for belts.

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@PenseeCorner Yes! I couldn't think of his name.

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Does anyone remember a show called DC Follies? It satirized politics; the characters were real politicians but were represented by puppets. My dad used to watch it. I liked it but of course didn't understand a lot of the jokes because I was a kid.

I feel like you couldn't -

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Porg is obviously coming on the field trip with us. But maybe Mabel should come too. Little chicken in the big city?

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make that show today. Politics is just too broken, and just too downright MEAN.

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@aussieV8girl

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Me: I have to go to the grocery. Any requests?

Fifth-grader: Oh, I know what you have to get!

Me: What?

FG: That boom-boom pow.

Me: That's it, I'm taking you out of the will.

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@thelongcripple Women's bodies tend to have a wider variety of shapes than men's do, I guess. Though finding pants for my very tall, very thin boys is no picnic either 😅

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Looks like my weekend is all set