Fletcher Best

Indie author of sci-fi and absurdist fiction. Future winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature.

[Fletcher Best @AuthorFBest]

@HempTemptress So... what you're saying is... you need to update your bio?

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@Stonekettle He obviously means Borders bookstores. And if you doubt how tough he is on them, consider that there hasn't been a Borders in South Carolina for years! Not a single one! TOUGH!

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@chillyzag That guy in the first picture is obviously a hitchhiker - the scourge of motorways everywhere!

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@TheAuthorGuy "Don't be tryin' to use none-o-that fancy logic stuff on me!"

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@chillyzag As long as they don't ban crotch money, I'm good.

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@SillySassySmart Nothing wrong with specializing!

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@chillyzag Royal Moondance. That sounds refreshing!

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@meddiebaddie I bet it was that lovely pair... of glasses!

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@chillyzag Well, that's em-bear-assing!

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@chillyzag Black Ice Cream

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@chillyzag Seems more like a Uboat driver!

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@chillyzag Yes, I'm willing to relocate.

[Fletcher Best @AuthorFBest]

@chillyzag It depends on what hemisphere you're in.

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@NBCPolitics He apparently is confused by the name and thinks Kim is a woman.

[Fletcher Best @AuthorFBest]

Great sentiment, but I have to wonder... did somebody hack @TomiLahren 's account? https://t.co/wo07qgIwdV

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Legality and courts aside, I wish we could get to the place where we look at customers, neighbors and people for who they are and not deny services. Just seems rather sad. You don’t have to agree with someone’s lifestyle or politics to treat them like a human.

[Fletcher Best @AuthorFBest]

@yaboyblue357 Gotta get a better water filter!

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@chillyzag I'm good with everything but the blindfold. I wanna see what's going on with the rest of that stuff!

[Fletcher Best @AuthorFBest]

@chillyzag This reminds me of the rant I heard once from an extreme (and generally kinda crazy) homophobe that if we legalized gay marriage, gay couples would produce gay children and within a few generations the entire human population would be gay.

[Fletcher Best @AuthorFBest]

@chillyzag This is a guy (and you KNOW it's a guy!) who is constantly cursing because his beer in the cupholder keeps spilling and falling out!