Authorized Memes James

Humor for Christians via tweets.

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Y'all say the Packers were the first Superbowl champions but I recall the 7th century Baals holding that crown.

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Honestly, it makes me sad that clearly articulated statements of foundational Biblical truths are considered "hot takes" on Christian meme pages

~Wolverine

#Christianmemes #christianhottakes

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Some of y'all don't respect the Baptist's commitment to full immersion baptism. Have you seen a Baptist? It takes some elbow grease to get a baptist fully immersed and back up again gracefully 😅💪

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Never let your spouse tell you you're being irrational when you're hangry. Jesus once got so hangry he cursed a fruitless fig tree to die.

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@TheBackRowLTN @jdfffn Very sad. He was a childhood hero to so many of us. Keeping his family in our prayers.

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So after some very in depth dispensational graphing and number crunching, I have figured out the identity of the Beast in Revelation. It is none other than...OHIO!!!

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So my church is having a missions conference and everytime a slide comes up with a new missionary, I hear their countries name in the Street Fighter commentators voice. This week's missionaries were from Thailand *Sagat stage music plays in head*

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Any other memelords just think in memes? Example, I'm currently downloading BOTW game play for a meme idea and the site I'm downloading from says "download link". Seeing as I'm downloading a link of "Link" I then begin to think to myself in Obi-Wan's voice, "That's why I'm here".

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Dispy Rapture Watch Update:
1. Top Thrill Dragster retired from Cedar Point
2. Nickelback releases a new song
3. Queen Elizabeth dies
4. Memes for Jesus is taken over by corporate scum.
5. She-Hulk twerking is the face of the MCU

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So #datpostmil thought they pulled ahead in the eschatology debate with the overturning of Roe v Wade but the Pre-tribbers are out in front again with the discontinuation of the Choco Taco. #signsofthetimes

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If you can't handle me at my crazy dispy conspiracy theories, then you don't deserve at me at my mid pretrib nakey rapture.

#christiantweets

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They are a 10, but they prefer the Passion translation.

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She's a 10, but she hates Veggietales.

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@RickWarren

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Whatever happened to the "saved you a click" guys? They were the real unsung heroes! #savedyouaclick #ClickBait #UnsungHeroes

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Man in line at Chick-fil-A: F*** this line, f*** this place! F***! *Abruptly stomps out of line*

Me to wife: He should of stayed, he clearly needs the Lord's chicken.

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The matchmaking waiting area in fortnite be lookin' like a southern Pentecostal church service. #changemymind

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@TheBackRowLTN The answer is lug nuts.

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I want to make a Biblically inspired amusement park. First ride for us pre tribbers would be "The Rapture". A launch tower that shoots you up in the blink of an eye.

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