Autie

Only Judy can judge me

[Autie @Autiematic]

“Auntie Autie the post apocalyptic pickle warlord”

[Autie @Autiematic]

@psychicoforange You’ll meet god (hurts like an absolute BITCH) but 11000000% worth it.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

"Sorry I have plans"

The plans:

[Maira @maira4yo]

Everyone talks about male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girl who can’t find suitable partner cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

[Autie @Autiematic]

@bbnomula Pretty please?

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

🚨INTERNET EXPLORER TOUR TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨

5 WINNERS ; all get 2 tickets to a show of their choosing

all you have to do is RT and Comment

winners chosen on Feb 13th!🩵 https://t.co/7JgPjM3hIg

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

[Autie @Autiematic]

@GoodwillIntl hey Goodwill, maybe tell your employees to stop double tagging clothing in random places. I now spent money on clothes YOU put a hole in & ruined. Even with cutting the tags carefully, there are obvious (non repairable) holes. Thats from where it was tagged..

[Autie @Autiematic]

My new boss started today & turns out their last job was at my therapists so they definitely know my therapy/psychiatrist bills. Dont love that for me!

[Autie @Autiematic]

I mean if he shot her just to stop her, then after being shot she should have been allowed medical care because she was incapacitated. Unless murder was his intent.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

The ICE agent calling her a fucking bitch after shooting her and then denying her medical care sure seems like he wanted to murder her.

[Autie @Autiematic]

Of course when we are having an issue and need to contact the host, @Airbnb is down 😭

[alexis!! ♡ ⚢ 🇲🇽 @alexis_in_nc]

two things can be true:

- maduro fucking sucks
- venezuela and its people have every right to defend themselves from american imperialist aggression

[Covie @covie_93]

So the US is holding another country's president accountable for breaking US law but not the US president for breaking US law???

[Autie @Autiematic]

We just…took the Venezuelan president?

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

I’m sorry, we just…went to Venezuela and took their president?

[Autie @Autiematic]

Days into 2026 before we started a war: 3

[• @WordsCocoon]

january 1, thursday...