ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ I 𝒲ON’T ST✗P TIL 𝐼𝘛’𝘚 M͟I͟N͟E͟, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ✗R I FEEL 𝑀𝘠 HEART ✸ ˎˊ˗

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

https://t.co/Y3H34YJVom

tapping the sign again. guys please i know i’m not super active but i am begging, i have MDNI in more than one place 🙏

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

https://t.co/Y3H34YJVom

just a quick reminder that while i don’t mind non-roleplay accounts following me, my account IS still MDNI. if i see anyone younger than 18 following me, i will be softblocking for my own comfort 🫶

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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i would LITERALLY rather explode my entire skeleton before i ever got an office job. yeesh, can you imagine * 𝘮𝘦 working a 9 to 5.ᐣ
but seriously, it’s fiiine.ᐟ i’m doing great, i lived like this before i got hired, won’t kill me to do it again.
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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hero work, duh. being an unlicensed vigilante doesn’t exactly pay great, though, so it’s been kinda — sparse.
it’s cool though, better than being bossed around by those pricks. still, probably no new stove in my future.
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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that was different.ᐟ i was hungover.ᐟ i’m totally sober right now, and i have an iron stomach.
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[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ HERMY.͏ ͏ ͏ @TINYGLASES]

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
i don't want you getting sick again
after uh, the bathroom accident.
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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… so, funny story.
i kind of quit, like, last year.ᐣ staged a whole impromptu walkout and everything.
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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everyone is so mean to me. * 😔
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[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ HERMY.͏ ͏ ͏ @TINYGLASES]

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
... maybe let's not step in the kitchen.
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

@MohawkingMark ⠀
didn’t do anything to — dude, you trashed part of the planet, my planet.ᐟ excuse me for holding a little bit of a grudge, i guess. and my food is great, you guys are just judgey.ᐟ
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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who says i can’t cook.ᐣ this is great.ᐟ
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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um, yeah dude.ᐣ you gotta run whole new wiring, upgrade the electric panel, cap off the old gas line — it’s like, way more money than i’ve got.
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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you’re the only one who understands my genius. sure, i’ll blow your mind with my fantastical cooking skills.ᐟ
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[A m b e r⋆˚࿔ @TheAmberBennett]

It’s um . . It’s definitely something .

Want me to print you out some of my favorite recipes ?

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

@MohawkingMark ⠀
oh, there is no way * 𝘺𝘰𝘶 of all people are judging me right now. pretty sure you lost that privilege by warrant of being, i dunno, evil.ᐣ
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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obviously i know how to use the stove, i’m not * 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦. i’m just, uh, temporarily banned — it’s a gas stove, i have explody-powers, i might have accidentally blown it to bits once. or twice.
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[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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speechless.ᐣ i know, it’s great.
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[A m b e r⋆˚࿔ @TheAmberBennett]

Rex . .

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

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uh, it’s called ‘pure, unfiltered genius’. you wouldn’t get it, i’m a culinary * 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳.
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[#1 REX DICKRIDER @thatsgrodybrody]

lol what if

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

the off chance he could buy everyone else enough time to save the planet. waking up in the hospital had been a shock, and left him feeling untethered for a while afterwards. )

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

jesus, eve — you’re not * 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦. your parents are shit, it happens. and in case you forgot, i cheated on you. like, repeatedly.ᐣ and we got over that awkwardness pretty fast, all things considered.

( the admission leaves a bitter taste in his mouth; it’s unfathomable

[冫 𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐄 . @everymolecule]

@AUTOERUPTION ( She rest her head across the bars, stating such an option of herself with little protecting was unlike her. )

I spent all this time just, trying not to make things werid. Avoiding you, more or less. Texts are one thing but -

God, Rex. You nearly died. 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝓑͢𝒪͢𝒪͢𝑀͢, 𝓑𝒜𝐵𝒴.ᐟ @AUTOERUPTION]

. . . it’s not your fault. you know that, right.ᐣ it was my call, staying back with him like i did. nobody put my life at risk but me.

( he silently vows to himself never to tell her the truth of that day — how he’d been certain he wouldn’t make it out, was prepared to die on