Autumn Brady

I don't golf I drink

[ju @jayyyhunyyy]

Do y’all ever think about how there’s a group of kids you went to high school with that are still smoking weed in parking lots

[Autumn Brady @AutumnBrady]

Holy shit. I’ve never related to anything so much

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Every white guy who wore a white suit to prom has a dui now.

[‏ً @breepeng]

dear God please let me marry a man this dumb. I deserve it.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Think about someone you love
Is that person a burrito bowl
RT if yes

[Just bert.. @albertito2015]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK SODA FOR BREAKFAST

[actually dom @penguinbydom]

Why do older adults use “...” in the weirdest places...

Me: Ok cool! Looking forward to it.

Them: Sounds good...

Does it not sound good? I’m so confused.

[kya @softsadsatan]

u ever had a crush on someone that rlly isn’t cute.... but they’re super sweet to u and make ur heart tingle.... but ur friends are like "he/she’s ugly though" BITCH they’re nice to me leave me aloNE.... ever thought abt the ppl u could’ve loved if u just got to know their hearts

[Maryam 🦢 @maryamhaidar_]

Is he cute or is it the beard?

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

People who post pics on Instagram of selfies they took on Snapchat with words still written in the text box of the photo shouldn’t be allowed to vote or have children

[La Bella Don @misshepbvrn]

That’s the spirit

[Jesse McCartney @JesseMcCartney]

All I want is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*

you and your beautiful soul

[jules @jschul1018]

Ok everyone knows that it 100% depends on the situation. Just hanging out? Up. Scaling the side of a mountain? Down. Walking to class? Up. Dancing at the bars? Down. At a wedding? Up. Walking on the moon? Down... You get the point https://t.co/W3dULiv8Pf

[samantha @milkygoddess]

boys always ask “wyd” it’s never “can i send u money” 😪

[Euan Holden @EuanHolden]

Hilarious... Knew you were taking pictures 😂 https://t.co/dTuFA8RI1O

[brandon marx 🥀 @brandonmarx186]

I would like to take this time to inform the public about Maine’s current interstate signs.
They go as followed,

“Speeding to the beach? Oh SHELL no!”

“Don’t drive lit, you’re not a sparkler”

“Be the driver your dog thinks you are”

yeah so long story short, Maine is winning