Ava Catastrophe

Human female

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@Eve6 The anti “everyone gets a trophy” crowd is sure mad that no one cares about the trophies they bought

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@marieberd If I know anything about drug dealers it’s that they don’t make you pay for the drugs

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@RussOnPolitics @RonFilipkowski Boy math

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@ChrisJustice01 @RonFilipkowski SINCE WHEN RON

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://t.co/TNhYYEdfFc

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@1followernodad How do I explain to men that 99% women don’t want them if they need a second mother

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@Y2John84 My older sister slept in my room (at the height of her thinking I was deeply uncool) after seeing this in high school bc she was so freaked out.

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@RonFilipkowski Someone needs to have an eyeshadow intervention

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@RonFilipkowski Why did no one care that the trump family was provable committing crimes since 2011 until now?

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@Eve6 Why are Jesus and the pillar the same color

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@RightWingWatch Weird how when they say christ they mean themselves

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@PickleMamaa Do you think people who work full time jobs at Waffle House deserve to be paid like children?

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@theashleyray They think people who work at Waffle House should struggle to live independently. As punishment for filling a job opening in America.

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@Bright__Whitney “You dont understand some people NEED a robot to make art for them so they feel like they made art”

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@unusual_whales “I can only protect you from myself if you pay me”

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@Eve6 A nerd who wants other nerds to know that he knows about quarks

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@AmoneyResists @SecretaryPete I love that he made him repeat it twice.

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@MeidasTouch To agree with LaMalfa you have to believe that the vast majority of scientists are ignorant of seasons. Or are lying so they can carry out a sinister plot to…care about the environment? Where is the appeal in this idea?

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

Filming yourself doing something nice is always selfish and lowkey weird

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@ElonMuskballsac @RaveenTheDream And then when some kids inevitably start swiping lunches that don’t belong to them now the school has to add policing a door dash table to their list of responsibilities

[Ava Catastrophe @AvaCatastrophe]

@SakeNigiriBBQ @OlympusMons99 @DavidGriscom Money is made up.