#Eurovision2023 Munchkin’s fallen asleep on my lap
PS: why are we tweeting one another while sat in the same room? You better get the next bottle of wine since your daughter’s pinned me down x
You know why, apparently today is my fifth anniversary to twitter! I’ve got three kids, a mother and father whom don’t see eye to eye, a sister whom will only take one side of “the story” and a brother who buggered off to France to get away from conflict