Alex van den Berg

Florida State ‘16

[Alex van den Berg @Avandywp]

@secnumbersguy Thank you for being one of the best parody accounts on X (formerly Twitter)

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

I can’t thank my family, friends and fans enough for their support. Having my family by my side today is something I will never forget. To not only be able to play again, but to be able to win again, is something I will forever be grateful for. This jacket sure is comfortable.

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

Every white girl on earth put the phrase, "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen, earn her.” in her Tinder bio this morning

[Alex van den Berg @Avandywp]

Preach brotha

[Gabriel Isasi V, Attorney at Law @GabrielIsasiV]

To put it in perspective, Taggart has the top class in the state and the #14 class on 247 after the first day of the early signing period. Has filled every question going into signing day (OL, LB, DB). Only lost two kids. And did all this after going 5-7..

[Pick Six Previews @PickSixPreviews]

Most Wins, last 30 years:

292- Ohio State
282- FSU
278- Florida
275- OU
272- Nebraska
264- Miami
264- UGA
263- Alabama
260- Michigan
259- Clemson
258- PSU
258- Virginia Tech
253- Oregon
251- Texas
249- Wisconsin
248- Tennessee
247- Auburn
247- Notre Dame
246- BYU

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Wow, Toby. OK.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

be lowkey
be private
be humble

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Negative energy is contagious , stay away from it

[James Parker @panoparker]

I could hear someone bumping Toto - Africa on their headphones on the tube home

[TaReef KnockOut @TaReefKnockOut]

Fisher knew if he didn’t leave for Texas A&M last year he wouldn’t get another shot at (big money contracts) flirting with the SEC. It would’ve been back to back years with FSU starting off at 1-2 and a fan base screaming their lungs off to have him fired by October.

[Alex van den Berg @Avandywp]

State ball is back

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

BACK. IN. BLACK. ⚫

(oh hey, @fsufootballeq)
#DoSomething

[Willie Taggart @CoachTaggart]

Never let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big. Go Noles!🔥🔥#DoSomething

[James Parker @panoparker]

Toto: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

Me, at any age: THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

DUDE!!! GOOOOOO!

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

Stop expecting what u give! People can’t and won’t reciprocate what you’ve afforded them. You will become angry and resentful because of the expectation you have for others. They ain’t u… https://t.co/gwela4Sxy6

[Wesley Snipes @wesleysnipes]

Don't let the internet rush you.
No one is posting their failures.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Take it down a notch, dude.