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Born on Mars; citizen of Venus 🏳️‍⚧️

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Bodycon dresses remain undefeated 🤘🏻

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Happy Pride, JK! 😘🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️

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@fordnation This would be cooler if you weren’t taking a massive shit on our healthcare *and* the biggest city in the country

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@sarobertson_ Oh my god guy 🤦‍♀️ Beyond parody

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@fordnation @Arturmaks Meanwhile you’re building a massive airport that’ll absolutely obliterate the queer community’s historic beach 🙄 Disingenuous crook

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Americans be like “That country’s cuisine is ass. Their McDonald’s isn’t as good as ours”

[Alex @ivandemigoal]

Americans when they come to Canada and go to McDonald's for a poutine expecting it to be good lmao

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@mfnweirdo Only an American would get a poutine from McDonald’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@That_Bebbzy_Guy @globeandmail Room for improvement, I suppose

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Room for improvement but it’s doing fine

[Mike Bebbzy🛠️ (#AlbertaFirst) @That_Bebbzy_Guy]

@AvaValComedy @globeandmail Do you think a straight pride sports league would go over well?

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@WhiteHouse If you had any self-awareness you’d realize how embarrassing you are to the rest of the world for posting shit like this

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@That_Bebbzy_Guy @globeandmail There’s nothing stopping you from forming your own league with your own friends, but you’d have to have friends to do that

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@NeilMonton @FaeJohnstone “Critics”… How sophisticated 🤣

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@tedcruz I bet if she called the president ugly you’d divorce her

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

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@adamtotscomix The real hero is the surgeon. Phenomenal work 👌

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@NeilMonton @FaeJohnstone You're not entitled to a debate every time you bad faith comment on an LGBT-related post 🤣

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@NeilMonton @FaeJohnstone I doubt you have anything of genuine intellectual value to contribute

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Your dad skipped your wedding 🤣

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@TheTorontoSun The guy hasn’t lived here for ages 🤣

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@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats No attempt to deny that your husband is an ugly fuck, I see