crepe in a drawer

dog mom & lover of chocolate milk.
she/her 🏳️‍🌈.

[crepe in a drawer @AVENGERS_26]

Some of yall really out there dating men with mullets huh

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

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In the basement of a theater in PA and there's a dude here who looks like the conventionally hot but probably a serial killer lawyer who always came into the daisy at lunchtime

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I love Ally sm

[pea @postingtime]

does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?

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Margot Robbie IS barbie like they did just a good job

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How do I stop saying "um"

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

the buc-ee’s beaver looks like a very specific type of lesbian, like a bartender named dex who rides a fixed gear bike

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Trudy just bought me & Ally matching Birks and 🥺🥰

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@plant_sequoias Never related to a post more. Congrats bb!!

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!!!!!

[aaliyah @plant_sequoias]

fiancés are like pancakes. no shame in throwing the first one out.

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Having a menty b at work is so embarrassing

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

One of my working theories for the emergence of the "Trad wife" aesthetic is that it depends a lot on disconnection from women who were actually adults in the 1950s and 60s.
I grew up in a lot of highly intergenerational spaces and the idea that we'd lost some sort of golden age

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

There is nothing that makes me question my entire being quite as much as someone casually saying "you're supposed to deep clean [this object/household thing] regularly" and it's something I've never cleaned at more than a surface level, if at all, in my whole life

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@tadeckcox YES ok. Thank you!! But yeah strange and wildly unexpected IGA experience

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Struthers IGA smells like aunt Phil's house

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@tadeckcox Bright side entry** that was probs v small irl but felt massive as a little

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@tadeckcox Grandma!! Def like childhood. Like the bright entry and strange cat clock?? (is that a real memory or am I making that up?)

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👀

[pete @thaifaggot]

top gay professions:
1) barista
2) overworked nonprofit employee
3) teacher
4) urban planner
5) lockeed martin

[T @valtblaze]

Gay people that are transphobic are so embarrassing

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Ladies this is HOT, amirte?