Average Dog

Bark

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

Megalodon ain't got shit on Cujo

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

Sees owner after long day

BARK BARK BARK

Humps leg for 5 minutes

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

Sees attractive female dog

bow WOW

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

Poops

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

Bark bark woof fetches newspaper

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

WOOF WOOF

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

Woof woof

SQUIRREL

runs

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

bark bark

eats homework

poops

bark

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

woof woof

drinks vodka

wfoo fowo

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

bark bark

owner brings girl home

smells pussy

bark

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

bark bark

i like that grass over there

pees

mine now bark

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

woof woof bark woof

watches re-runs of the Puppy Bowl

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

woof woof

dig a hole

woof bark

find china

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

watches owner do the dirty

woof woof

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

woof woof

smells bacon

EATS NOM NOM NOM NOM BARK BARK

licks balls

woof

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

*full moon*

goes rabid

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

runs into glass door

bark bark

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

bark bark

owner leaves

RAGER

[Average Dog @Average_Dawg]

woof bark

bedazzle collar

bark bark woof