MichelleObamasDick

Provacateur, Arbiter of Bad Taste, Proud Conservative. Intolerant of the misinformed, willfully ignorant, and racists of all colours.

[MichelleObamasDick @AverageGuy2015]

@SenSanders Unacceptable that the intelligence of the electorate has fallen to a level where a senile old fuckwit can be a viable candidate.

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@benfergusonshow The San Bernardino terrorists used modified AR-15's, illegal in the state of California. So much for common sense gun laws.

[MichelleObamasDick @AverageGuy2015]

When .@BarackObama says that Global Warming is a more serious threat to the world than Islamic Terrorism, is he:

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@IStandWithAhmed Hey, Clock Boy, I've got your $15M right here, buddy. Will you take it in singles?

[MichelleObamasDick @AverageGuy2015]

@MarkRuffalo My tolerance for Islamic Jihadists ends when our closest allies are attacked & brutalized by these fascist thugs. #ParisAttacks

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@TherealGeorgeZ Are you watching C-Span right now? Black Muslim trash are in DC having their annual "Kill Whitey" get together.

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.@POTUS Just curious, how does it feel to be Putin's bitch?

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This would be a swell time to set off a nuke on the National Mall in D.C.

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@POTUS "Cool clock"? He disassembled a clock from Radio Shack and put the components into a suitcase. How big of a dumbass are you?

[MichelleObamasDick @AverageGuy2015]

@TehachapiHomes @JosephEach Light her up.

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@Monicafoycan @janxmaslights ...or laid, I'd guess.

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@Monicafoycan Learn to use the toilet

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@Monicafoycan OINK OINK OINK, oink. Oink, oink oink, "oink". Snort oink.

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@Monicafoycan What kind of a fuckwit are you to say that it's ok for a thug to commit murder because you don't like his victim's appearance?

[MichelleObamasDick @AverageGuy2015]

Looking for new shoes, undecided about what kind to buy, #BlackLoafers or #BrownLoafers. Suggestions?