A Police Officer

But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid, for he beareth not the sword in vain Romans 13:4

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

Check out my listing on @eBay: https://t.co/uQRLcb3Zk3 via @eBay

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

Lobsters are essentially the mermaid version of a scorpion. Carry on.

#randomthoughts

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

Every officer. Ever.

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

While working with some kids I explained that we work 12hr shifts. One kid says "I'm sorry, want some crackers?"

Hell yea I want crackers.

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

1517: Having a coffee at Starbucks

1518: Dispatched to suicidal man with katana

1519: Aaaahhhh!!!!!

#ilovethisjob
#beatsmylastjob

[Rob O'Donnell @odonnell_r]

Ft Lauderdale: I see black/white/latino/male/female/child/adult all with one thing in common. A Police Officer risking all to protect them.

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

Yup....same guy every week... https://t.co/Xn9sGDqoHv

[Suburb's Finest @SuburbanFiveOh]

Repeat Drunk driver: you're a <every swear-laced insult ever>!

Me:

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

Thank you @BurgerKing....just what I wanted to start my overtime shift with....

#hungrycop #sadnessisanemptybun
#copthoughts

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

I'm using this... https://t.co/n3eSVzPlJc

[Wyoming (MN) Police @wyomingpd]

Do NOT drive drunk. I will find you. I will arrest you. I will make you listen to One Direction cover bands on the way to jail.

[Michael Adler @madler9000]

Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this.

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

Sweet elixir of life this morning...

#8weekoldbaby
#longnight
#mcdonalds
#starbucksistooexpensive

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

"Why do you always carry your gun off duty? Isn't that being paranoid?"

https://t.co/Yf3adkOKn7

#thatswhyIcarry

[Okayest Cop 🇨🇦👮🏻‍♂️🎈 @okayestcop]

Just watched my daughter put on a plastic firefighters hat and hug a fire mascot... I'm gonna miss her #traitor #adoption

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

#copthoughts
#I'llstilloutrunyou
#whileholdingthisdelicioustreat

[A Police Officer @AverageJoeCop]

Prayers for the brothers and sisters we lost this week. God bless all my brothers and sisters, stay safe out there guys.

#copthoughts

[LawEnforcementToday @LawEnforceToday]

LAW ENFORCEMENT TODAY IS DEEPLY SADDENED TO REPORT THE VICIOUS MURDER OF OFFICER CLINT CORVINAS. JOI https://t.co/Dc8z42bV4V