Averill

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[Rick Taylor @RickTaylor72]

@Averill_P When the election ends and you are angry please post all of your insane ramblings to social media outlets so I can laugh. Thanks.

[Averill @Averill_P]

There is a mental hospital and a jail in Penatanguishene. If I'm not engaged by the end of the day, there is absolutely no hope for me.

[Averill @Averill_P]

I sure hope all the men in Penatanguishene don't go completely mental today, from the sexiness of my Britney Spears perfume.

[Averill @Averill_P]

It's awesome when the universe takes a break from being a loveless, vindictive shithole. And I should write Valentine's Day cards.

[Averill @Averill_P]

WANTED: Ailing icecream mogul. Inquire within.

[Averill @Averill_P]

I don't understand the super-popular phrase "shit just got real"... As opposed to before, when it was aaaaaall a miraaaaaaage?

[Averill @Averill_P]

Only Canadians would refrain from getting hysterical about #Frankenstorm bcuz the storm wouldn't feel welcome & that would be RUDE

[Averill @Averill_P]

Ok, #Frankenstorm: We have freshly baked cookies & pumpkin bread, a bag of Baked Lays and a container of candy corn. We. Are. READY.

[Averill @Averill_P]

Of COURSE when one door closes another one opens. Otherwise, it'd be a massive freaking fire hazard.

[Averill @Averill_P]

I love when awesome people have babies. It gives me hope for the world.

[Averill @Averill_P]

Have 35 minutes to waste, so I'm going to go into Starbucks & find a nice, handsome single dude who can afford over-priced coffee products.

[Averill @Averill_P]

The York Regional Transit "Viva purple" bus is blue. And people say public transit is poorly planned.

[Averill @Averill_P]

Every time I see a handsome man with a wedding ring, I think the universe owes me a raincheque.

[Averill @Averill_P]

@LanaIndianax ... And I watch a ridiculous amount of duckling videos, so that says A LOT. ;) <3

[Averill @Averill_P]

@LanaIndianax Seeing you in my subscription box made me happier than any video has in AGES....

[Averill @Averill_P]

I would also like a HUGE LASER because Ann Coulter.

[Averill @Averill_P]

I would like a HUGE LASER, so I never again have to be bothered by Gangnam style, rude people, or the U.S. election.

[Averill @Averill_P]

Current favourite SBUX order: "Grande cinnamon dolce latte, skim, no whipped cream, with eleventeen dashes of cinnamon on top"

[Averill @Averill_P]

Had a chocolate milkshake for dinner and did NOT have nightmares last night. That's progress on a couple of different levels.

[Averill @Averill_P]

If only everyone could know the hilarious FB joy of being friends with 50 former university debaters on the night of an election debate.