Avery2012

Friend of all cats • Townie • INFP-T • Advertising • Digital Artist • CMU alum

[Avery2012 @AveriusXII]

Today I called Meijer to ask if the Oberon mini kegs were out and the guy says “ok I’ll go check” 5 mins later comes back and goes “did you mean Kenobi? We don’t sell Star Wars beer here” and I honestly didn’t know what else to say but “okay thank you” and hang up. #OberonKenobi

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Going to take a dangerous amount of edibles before seeing this in IMAX and then maybe i’ll transcend

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

SYSCO?!??

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[Josh Parham @JRParham]

Yeah it’s very clear that was supposed to be Episode 9 of the last season of House of the Dragon.

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[dawn🪽IS MEETING DNP @silver_star_13]

crazy to think how many of these are bots because there’s simply no possible way 1/16 of the worlds population is subscribed to mr beast. like this has GOT to be dead internet theory

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[zade @tyl0saur]

WE ARE RUE BENNETTT WE CARRRYYYY THE PERC

[💋 @manonfilms]

after today i never wanna see sam levinson touch a story about addiction ever again matter of fact never let him write or direct ever again #euphoria

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Laurie deciding she doesn’t want to go to jail
#euphoria

[Knimbley 🩵🌷🦢 🔜 #PokemonXP @Knimbleyx]

This is what age 29 to 30 feels like btw

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Treasonous Obama gave Iran $400 Million in Cash

MAGA: When Trump gives Iran $20 BILLION

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The Book of Revelation really made all this sound like it was going to be more poetic and less stupid.

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

[Avery2012 @AveriusXII]

The wait is almost over 😭

[Austin John Plays @AustinJohnPlays]

There’s nothing more sad than seeing a grown adult leave the room before the Super Bowl halftime show-which they’ve watched with their children every year- to go watch a video on their phone in the other room because someone told them to.

Amazing show btw.