Avery L

go wash your hands

[Brad Stulberg @BStulberg]

Men die by suicide at 4x the rate of women and one of the biggest drivers of that is that men are less likely to ask for help. Dana White is proof that you can be very rich and still an idiot.

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

Hey so maybe if you learn that being emotionally available is actually the correct example to show your kids, you wouldn’t end up slapping your wife in the face.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

DANA WHITE: “When you're a man, you are the provider. You are the one that that takes care of your family. You are the example for your kids when they grow up and your sons, and your daughters.

“You can't be that guy that I see posting on social media. Oh, I had a bad day, and I'm so sad, and all this other crazy shit.

“It’s just it's unattractive to other males, let alone women.”

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

New Jersey has the worst OBGYNs holy shit what is going on

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

Holy fucking divorce

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

Having a baby isn’t the hard part, having to live with a Postpartum Wife is the real challenge.

Nobody warns you about this.

[Rodney Chance II @AgentChance_]

Jersey Bound! 📍

Our guy @CoachLynch19 has joined the @Giants as Defensive Backs Coach! @YMAPAAsports

[Matt Zenitz @mzenitz]

The #Giants are expected to hire Addison Lynch as a defensive backs coach, sources tell @CBSSports.

Worked for the #Broncos the last three seasons, including as cornerbacks coach this season.

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

God it’s the worst feeling when you just want to call your mom to tell her something and you can’t anymore 😭

[Dana O'Neil @DanaONeilWriter]

I will be eternally baffled by the inability of men in position of power to not be completely and utterly stupid when it comes to women.

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

“Washington with a chance to go win this game” is a wild thing to say when they’re down a touchdown and there’s FOURTEEN minutes left in the 4th lol but anyways BRONCOS FUCKING DEFENSE!!!!!!! 🗣️

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

When I say men are fucking losers, I mean it.

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

A war on vaccines and Tylenol in 2025 is hilarious. What a time to be alive 🧘🏻‍♀️

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

She ate yall right on up!

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

I’ll tell ya right now, the worst group project you’ll ever work on is working with your family on arrangements after someone passes away. Whew.

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

Do not put no mf influencers in the villa again. These votes weren’t even based off of connections lol someone going IN TO THE VILLA with half a million followers from the jump is always gonna get voted all the way through. don’t do this shit again. 🫵🏻

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

@TooMuchSassForX Oh no, one of the people who makes it their entire personality is here 🥺

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

It kills me how *that side* says dems make everything political, yet their ENTIRE personality is revolved around a political party lol 20 seconds into the NFL draft and Trump is mentioned already. Yall are fucking weird.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

bragging on somebody is a curse because just as soon as you start speaking highly of them they show you exactly why you should’ve shut the fuck up.

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

Fuck you

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

I just introduced a resolution to amend the 22nd Amendment to allow President Trump to seek a third term. Read the details.👇https://t.co/OTacpt3ggE

[Avery L @Aves_DL]

I wish there was a way to mute tr*mp’s fucking face from coming up anywhere on my phone. I do not want to see that man or know anything about what he’s doing. I want to forget that he exists entirely.