Average Pessimist

Your daily dose of fuck this shit

[Lo Mejor de Twitland @MejoresTwits]

¿Miedo? Miedo es cuando sale el agua fría de la ducha y tú estás en una esquina indefenso.

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Don't smoke cigarettes. There's already enough other things out there to kill you

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Don't worry about the small things. They're all small things

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

I wish the world didn't exist so I never had to deal with the utter disappointment of my sunny side up egg yolk breaking

[Lo Mejor de Twitland @MejoresTwits]

La confianza se gana, no se regala. http://t.co/y6qrVUyk7R

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

This whole world still looks the same, just another frame - The Eagles

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Throat hurts. Having existential meltdown

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Human beings are a fluke of the universe. A simple expression of reality. Human emotions only have meaning to humans. The universe is amoral

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Look around you. You are not you, you are the universe. Why does society precondition you to believe that you are separate?

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Read The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy if you want to feel existentialist and insignificant. Good read! Nice sardonic humor

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

My butt itches

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

I have a cold. Thusly my pessimism level is over 9000

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Party rules I just heard of: undisclosed cabin location, no phones, no pictures, no saying the word no. Girls I'm with: Let's go!...

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

Just saw a homeless guy ballin out in a nice suit. Good form, good form

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

We're killing the shit out of the planet right now. Overfishing, building concrete jungles. 100 species dies every minute. Why? Us. You. Me

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

You know what that article said? Plants. Plants resist extinction better than animals. What are we? Animals.

[MUY Interesante @muyinteresante]

¿Quién resiste mejor las grandes extinciones, las plantas o los animales? Mira qué curioso: http://t.co/3DWhv3OwsO

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

God isn't real. If you believe in a better life after death then you might as well go kill yourself

[Average Pessimist @AvgPessimist]

So I've realised I am a "time pessimist", because I think things will take longer than they actually do.