AviKat

A fat kid stuck in the body of a tall leggy blonde.

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@Objectivebroker @BethanyinCBR @AustralianLabor An invasion of privacy? Come on now...😂😂😂

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@Objectivebroker Victoria has too many assholes per capita to reasonable, responsible citizens. We are doomed.

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RT @MikeSula "my paranoia has often been the forerunner of an approaching truth.." ~ Charles Bukowski

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R.I.P #chaser... you will be missed

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wacked out wallabies in need of rehab... http://is.gd/1d03v

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some a**hole pinched my bedsheets of the clothesline...ok I know its tough times, but bedsheets??!!

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@FatherBob Just say no! ANZ ought to know better than to coldcall and expect you to hand over your personal info. It is bad corp manners!

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anyone got spare tix they lookin to offload for @WilAnderson 2moro @ opera house? Please...help a slackarse out if u can...

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fully support #chaser in their quest for laughs at ANYONE's expense...lighten up ppl! Enough already with the finger wagging

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a little bit tired and incoherent....counting down the days till this particular brand of madness will end...

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slightly miffed the factory felt compelled to sign me up for ethics/integrity course...

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so loving my new boots, I might just wear them to bed tonight

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caught Tony Wood's stand-up act tonight...too bloody funny...my cheeks are hurting...

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leftover duck pizza from the oz hotel for dinner....o duck, you are hands down the tastiest creature to walk gods great earth!!

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@tommiesunshine Love this set! thanks for the tunes...will surely be wearing a hole in my harddrive playing the shit out of it!

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happy day! sweet-talked the bus driver into letting me onboard without paying...sweet...

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persecution of blue-eyed bankers MUST STOP NOW! http://is.gd/pmHf

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held hostage in a hotel ballroom for an all day conference... now theres a sunny Saturday I'm never gonna get back!

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wondering how many people saw the hugh split in the back of my pants as I strolled through bondi junction today...

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a mere glimpse...was all it took to trigger an unholy ciggie/red wine binge...and on a school night...