Sven

Dreams are very exclusive things because their access is limited to those who plan on them and also work on them. That's like, not fair.

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

I forgot my @Wikipedia username. QUICK, somebody create "List of websites @taylorswift13 accidentally #DDoSed." I'm aware of three, to date.

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

OOH OOH!! What if we called this whole scandal #ElonGate?? GET IT?!
Except it might come off as a dick joke...

PS - I actually thought I was on to something there. ~32mo late. 🤦‍♂️

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@tanzinavega They really ought post a disclaimer about that where you sign up for solomomming, huh?
Wish I were your solokid! Keep up the inspo Tan.

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@nate_harold Are you suggesting that Roby behaves this way?!

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Oh my. What's a good way to trace deleted Tweets? You see, my friend really wants to find out how their other friend's account got suspended.

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@Wackowski Oof, precisely. THAT'S why mine keeps getting thinner. Evacuating is way easier than trimming or shaving.

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@Wackowski Depends on overall length, among other variables - the split ones retain plenty of potential for contribution to the greater whole IF they are trimmed, which decimates the annoyance factor too. Yes, by as much as ten percent. Why doesn't this field have a character limit? Am I OL

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-Now- he's unpresidented.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@realDonaldTrump -Now- you're unpresidented.

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@ragedd_ @realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit Faaaker. If your next kid is born there they can't become president. Er...

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit Good one!

[Sven @AVikingBiking]

@CemetryGates89 @murphy_ln @realDonaldTrump Theeere's your giveaway. This is put on, folks. OP keeps forgetting to add "/S"

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Am I #freegan if I use free dairy and eggs at home, but only purchase vegan items at grocers and the like?

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People say dirt is cheap, but it ain't worth a shit. #humanure #composting #energyvalue

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@41actionnews @lilyachty @lilyachty happened to be present supporting a local regular dance party after his performance at KU.

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#ScaredyCatGrandSlam

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@FranksNorthStar But a trip to the West Bottoms is such a treat!

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#blamethemoon #fullmoon #happyfullmoon

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#COPWATCH #LFK River bridge traffic Northbound, watch out! Speed limit 40mph. Pig is literally parked IN bushes & ON sidewalk. Legal?

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The Breaking Fall #thebreakingfall