Call me Ishmael

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[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@dibiahh Celebrate your hat trick na 😂

[Keleback @kkKelechi_]

Guy said a top 4 firm shouldn’t be paying their accountants 400 dollars per month and they’re in the quotes talking about some “you never wake up”

Monkeys🐒

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@mubziiee Clear one lmao

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

Them say na mistake 😭

[• @cfcsimv2]

Crying bro how’s this not a red ???

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@Notyeezus__ You no serious

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@xy_Readone @dee_elleea They don clock you ba?

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@dibiahh @demetrius3244 Una no real 😂

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

Throwing yourself in the air anyhow to get to a ball

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

It's the diving that's crazy to me tbh.

[jannat @jannatisasleep]

how do goalkeepers not get scared that ball could quite literally kill u

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

Told caretaker to sort out our power issue, the fool said it's not his job, asked him point blank whose job it was, he said I was disrespectful. Mind you, we'd not had power for two weeks and he refused to do shit. This guy's a pastor w deeper life btw 😂

[sher khan @Ore_Yusuf]

@Dozie1223 even past university, you go to any government office you’re not dressed how they like or you don’t greet how they like it’s a problem. It’s also a problem if you require them to do their jobs

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

Them don whine mbappe gan, that Madrid useless

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@xy_Readone @Wizarab10 😭

[- Gadget Plug 🔌 @OlayinkaSuraj]

@playboytravis_ He is. He is explosive and he still has his dribbling abilities. It is there.

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

I hate him as a 9 sm

[- Gadget Plug 🔌 @OlayinkaSuraj]

I understand he wants to play as a 9 most times, he is actually my favorite player in the world right now but to be honest, i don’t ever see him as a 9. But what do i know?

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@CFCPys @HandofArsenal Yes pls 😂 he's ass

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@7vengodd @uche_xxi Huh?

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

Rabiot just dey do rubbish for here

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

😭

[EMMY-UTD 🇵🇹 @emmytalksfooty]

@Adikastakes Nah Saka-manje 🤣

[Call me Ishmael @Avlinn_]

@ogheneyxle Insane pr he run w am 😭

[sher khan @Ore_Yusuf]

Ndaiye is not an amazing dribbler, Yamal is. He’s average at it by, like he’s average at everything