Anton Vogt

Writer. Musician. Creator. Lover. Raconteur at Large. ✨expect the unexpected ✨

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Can you plead temporary insanity if your artist’s pride coerces you to exact revenge? #theartistsway

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Ask me about the truth. #youcanthandlethetruth

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

1st date - a perfect romantic dinner; which of course, leads to an amazing
2nd dinner…
—And still not even a hint of inclination from her to contribute — to the tip or anything.
Did I choose the #wronggirl again?
#moderndating #etiquette #greatexpectations

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

@TELUSsupport I just saw a @TELUSsupport technician lure two underage kids @hanselandgretel into his van

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

The thing about thinking you’ve been ripped off — is that it’s the same as being ripped off. #andthatsafelony

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

You don’t have to be Patrick Swayze to be worried about being pigeonholed. #ghost

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

People who operate on bullshit are in no position to criticize a strong response. #skullduggery

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Before you have an accident — always make sure it’s covered.
#insulttoinjury

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

If you had a meeting with let’s say, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson — would you snoop through his attache when he got up to use the washroom?
Most people I know would say of course fucking not.
#etiquette

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

People who operate on bullshit are in no position to criticize a strong response. #skullduggery

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Cheesy bullshit human ‘diplomacy’ is tired, corrupted and redundant — BUT— will AI be entirely sociopathic? #diplomacyisdead #sendinthemachines ?

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

I’m concerned what I’ll do the next time some shrimp-dicked, cockblocking man-boy interrupts me and a date during a pleasant evening. I’m done— The pepper mill is coming out !! #patriarchalenvydisease #manboys #peppermilldiplomacy #fallofwesterncivilization

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

The rainforest is close to collapse – but Amazon leaders could pull us back from the brink at the #AmazonSummit. Join Indigenous activist Txai Suruí and the #AmazonWarriors in calling for key protections & RT: https://t.co/jO9gmnUoAZ

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Divide and conquer is a default program of the common sociopath. #divideandconquer

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

I’ve kneeled, begged, rolled over and played dead - and I’m just getting started… #olddognewtricks

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Thievery is an unfortunate form of flattery. #IP

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

People who operate on bullshit are in no position to criticize a strong response. #skullduggery

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

1st date - a perfect romantic dinner; which of course, leads to an amazing
2nd dinner…
—And still not even a hint of inclination from her to contribute — to the tip or anything.
Did I choose the #wronggirl again?
#moderndating #etiquette #greatexpectations

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Out of desire for belonging we relinquish our autonomy. #belongingness

[Anton Vogt @AVogtcalling]

Beaking off!! 🚀 #2022 #expecttheunexpected