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My dream in life is to one day write a cool bio but I'm too busy watching anime to do it.

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I just wanted to log in to a game and now they’re insulting my taste…

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Chinese elm: elegant, mottled, beloved. Siberian elm: DISEASE-RIDDEN WEAK-WOODED DISAPPOINTMENT.

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POV you arrive in hell after committing one deadly sin only to get damnation mogged by some sinmaxxer who spent their life committing 73 minor sins per hour.

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Now, in context I’m pretty sure this means short of breath, but it’s funnier to imagine you can take more of this medicine if you’re a son of a bitch.

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either the genshin impact localization team didn't proofread this or the allegations about genshin players were true all along

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Job title inflation is real. Even my dominatrix has started calling herself a multi-disciplinarian.

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There’s an old dude on this bus blasting an erotic audiobook. No headphones or nothing. I hate public transport.

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Bought an energy drink called Relentless and boy does it taste like it.

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Growing up is realizing the question isn't "Am I well adjusted?" it's "Am I maladjusted in a funny way or do I need a therapist?"

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I can’t tell if my beer has brainrot or I do but I lost it at “citrussy”

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Huh.

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@ImScottyBoi It's all good. I only get to make dumb tweets like this every four years, so I wanted to capitalize.

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Not voting tomorrow :/

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@ImScottyBoi No, I'm British :/

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me: why don’t they make hot energy drinks?

me (2 seconds later): oh yeah coffee lmao

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I love the random junk they slap on energy drinks for marketing.

Bro I’m feeling so beta right now.

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Here’s a neat trend in my daily step count this year that I like to call the “pretend I’ve got my life in order” bump. No one can question your life choices if you don’t stop walking long enough to chat.

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@VenomFangclaw Happy birthday!