AvrageTurtle

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Can somebody PLEASE explain why your shock rock charges magically disappear whenever you start gliding and therefore lose your fall damage immunity? like I love this game. everything makes sense. hooray!

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@abc_kuma1025 we got oral sex in minecraft before gta 6 🥀

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@biphilus30 @klarque_clint you can get gummy sprites extremely easily from fishing so I guarantee he got them from that.

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@FireMonkey booooooo

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@biphilus30 i killed fortieth-pug0 twice today just for you goat

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@elmomertens @mt4789 bro I did that too 😭
I’m playing a route worse than the weird route lmao

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@toukopostingg nah fr bro. These people have to be rage baiting. I once saw a guy bring in an already mastered and max level gummy water sprite and he wasted a portable extractor to keep it. Like bro what are we doing

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@kiara_whispers The answer can be both 125 and 126, since the question is worded vaguely. If the 200 people includes us, then the answer is 125. If not, then the answer is 126.

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@roboticjoey $2,603.79

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@Peannut_Butter I’m trying to get them all on my own because I want to do it like that, but I don’t give two shits if you want to trade for them. Why do people have to be so arrogant and annoying over stuff that doesn’t matter at all 😭

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@adivkfn If you start looking closely at the bottom photo, everything starts making less and less sense the longer you look

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@rlmercury I remember waiting to fish in Slurpy Swamp until night time to catch a fuckass white slurp fish and it took me HOURS of grinding in Battle Labs to get that shit lol

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@Fresh_Cure This is a bit over medium, close to medium well. Anyone who says anything under medium does not eat steak and is the prime example of half the customers I serve every night who don’t know what the fuck they’re ordering.

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@wgdphotography @MrAction41 @Fresh_Cure this absolutely NOT medium rare. Medium rare would have a warm RED center with just a hint of pink on the edges. This is nearly medium well since all of the red has gone and it’s pink throughout.

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@elonmusk @spencerpratt This is one of the most dystopian things I’ve read from you wtf. You can live somewhere without blindly loving it. Me personally, I love America, but despise the government, but others are entitled to their own opinion.

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@_elitemedi6gs @shitbiscuit Ahh, yes. The alphabet just as I remember it.
A B C D E E F S H U K L K L M M O N O R S T U W V W W X Y Z. 😭😭🫩🫩

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@HamzaMustafic21 @ATTICUSXDFAG @Abdulrahmansmu3 @big_ozeal that is not at all what is happening. It’s just an AI generated image that looks like shit

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@tlog0_ @panic_online @polplotting You might be retarded bro

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@BuckSexton I bet if someone says they enjoy a podcaster that has different beliefs than you, then they are stupid. I’ve reached the point where I can tell anyone’s IQ based on how many engagement farm posts they have.