أيوب

[Rob the Bat @BobTheRatReborn]

The owner of the Chinese buffet when he sees you go for a 5th plate of General Tso chicken and crab Rangoons

[Suamy ✿ @SuamyZ_]

Ya entendí a la vida, hay que dormirse temprano, hacer ejercicio, tomar agua, ahorrar y no idealizar a las personas.

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

Nouvelle ère au Real Madrid 😁🤍

[Toji 𒉭 @AbelToji]

Ça m'a envoyé une cagnote pour un gars hospitalisé a cause des ballons

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[😂 @coutynho]

être impressionné par un bts

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

White dudes to their wife and 3 kids:

[skye (buy me vinyl) @Mrsign12]

“going to the movies alone is embarrassing”

meanwhile this me sandwiched between a couple and a family of 5

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

ur respect for yourself must be greater than your desire to feel loved

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

me realizing im 22 and not 18

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: Vini Jr., renovado hasta 2032.

[Madrib Central @MadribCentral]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid have a PLAN to CREATE squad space!

They will FUSE Tchouamení & Camavinga together, to create TCHOUAMENINGA. @alberto_pereiro

[يزيد @Itachi07_]

Si Konate retrouve pas son niveau et que Militao continue à se blesser t'as pas renforcé ta défense

T'as pas touche à ton milieu

Dans 3 mois tu te fais malmener par la Sociedad à Anoeta, ça va dire c'est de la faute de l'attaque (et d'un joueur en particulier) mdr

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: Diomande.
https://t.co/tiTXGCCxg8

[أيوب @AvubSec]

@MarioCortegana @polballus @TheAthleticFC The Real Madrid board is INCOMPETENT he was twerking for us for like 2 months and you’ll let go to our rival …..

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

The king has returned.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[Luís Figo @LuisFigo]

Today I join others from across our game and call for Gianni Infantino to resign as FIFA President.

Infantino has debased the office that he promised to elevate. He has lied, deceived and tried to feather his own nest at the expense of the game he is supposed to serve. 

He has lost the support of his senior staff, his closest advisers, the vast majority of people who devote their lives to this sport and even, it would seem, the FIFA Peace Prize winner. 

It is too late to save his dignity but it is not too late to save football. He should go. Now.

#Infantinout

https://t.co/j93k5MnlK2