Jacob Oliver

CIA agents. Russian informants. An ornery orange orangutan named Norman. Nuff said.

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@TrumpBarron_Q C

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@NatashaCL7 When he starts behaving, remember, you gotta unblock too! Well...you don't have to. You can. You have the constitutional right to block or unblock whoever... whenever. Or you should. They should add that amendment.

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@Sai92324530 💙💛🤠

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@POTUS 💙🇺🇦💛

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@vincentcuratola I'm no "fan" of liberals. No "fan" of conservatives. I'm proud to be American, and every person is different. We're human. Welcome to democracy. But um...ya I LOVE Elon Musk. George? Not sure about him. But Amen.

And go Ukraine! 💛🇺🇦💙

❤️🇲🇾😀

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@greta @elonmusk I love Elon Musk and I could care less about phones and computers and social nonsense. I'm glad d he bought Twitter. Welcome to America, you modern little scared nonsense ridden weirdos. It's a free country. Billionaires buy stuff. This ain't Russia, oligarchs aren't comas. 🇺🇦

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@elonmusk Princess Astra of Aqualaria! Plenty of hardships in these twenties. Russia, nukes, ww3. 🇺🇦God bless Ukraine. God damn you, Putin. God help us. Rock on, Elongated Musketeer!

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@vincentcuratola Vincent, I follow you on Twitter not because I agree with you. In fact quite often I beg the differ. I like your style, I like you. I sure as Hell ain't gonna "silence" you because I "beg the differ" in AMERICA! We got the right to remain OR talk! She needs another surgery.

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@StellaParton Vincent, I follow you on Twitter not because I agree with you. In fact quite often I beg the differ. I like your style, I like you. I sure as Hell ain't gonna "silence" you because I "beg the differ" in AMERICA! We got the right to remain OR talk! She needs another surgery.

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@AesPolitics I prefer to call them."pirate-apes"

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@PPathole @elonmusk @SpaceX It's like an add for Viagra!🌱

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@rhettmc @LinkNeal You smelly, horny man. Where's my Shea butter?

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@JohnCleese @hughlaurie @stephenfry Congrats on your dick. Amazing. Truly. Alright. zip it up. I've seen enough.Also... Congrats on the award!

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@Nedsfeed @elonmusk Folks like Einstein and Newton weren't Elon Musk...

Businessman. Pop culture icon. Scientist? Sure.

Newton lived in the 1600s, fuck face...!

Maybe you're joking. I'm too slow on the uptake. Sorry for calling you fuck face

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@JohnCleese Damn Canadian Geese invading these sovereign American skies!!! And don't forget the Mexican Geese... I SEENT EM!

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@TheSopranosClub Ralph's was my favorite.

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@elonmusk California dreaming....

On such a winter's day

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@its_menieb @elonmusk Thank you.

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@luke_smith23 @TheSopranosClub @immatureAMRCN If you couldn't be paid off - Tony had no use for you.

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@OfficialTandE First thing on the agenda...a spagoot! 🍝 got ya! Spooked ya! Spaghet! You're so spooked!