Selfaware Coaster

I shouldn't be.

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Fuck straws.
-a coaster

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@Gord_Updates @Mittonsbeard @josh_lindley Yes sir.

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@Mittonsbeard @josh_lindley @davegrantmitton At least I have a face.

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@josh_lindley @Mittonsbeard Easy waterbag, that hack is just riding @davegrantmitton coattails.

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It's a beautiful day to use a coaster.

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Koalas can be little savages.
Haven't seen one yet that used a coaster.

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Great talk at @thedrakehotel with @MixterPowell and #DrToplack #ToplackTuesday
Life is transition
Someday I want to be a black velvet poster

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What's wrong with this picture?
Nothing. Nothing is wrong.

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It's Friday the 13th.
Of course you should go for a drink.

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Finally, my people can help you humans. https://t.co/C47k82cOO6

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Anybody going to address how wasteful New Year's Eve decorations are??
Half of that shit isn't recyclable.

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Happy birthday to the creator.
@josh_lindley

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Anybody know a place that can take an image, say from a bar coaster, and put it on a toboggan?

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New digs: @ChanteclerTO

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Mario Cucumber Organ.

Can't even hashtag that.

@HendricksGin #Toronto

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Tiamo a Miami.
Is that right? That sounds right.

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It's called @BartenderAtlas
But I haven't seen a single ball on a shoulder.

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I don't remember seeing coasters in any Star Trek.
That worries me for my future generations.

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No no no, it's okay. The table has adjustable feet, but go ahead
Shove my twisted, broken body underfoot to save your previous decaf latte.

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Shit just got real.