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I hope I made you laugh. That's it.

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I ❤️ primates. Not much armor, but they're cool.

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@StanForJesus @TheGeneral_0 @TheDemocrats

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@SparkyMhg @SocratesSword @AshySlasheeDB Eyes? Where?

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@EClairevideos @Mowgli3Four @PastorAlexLove

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@JimmyBroadbent @annie_avery_ Congratulations! "My Guy" takes on a whole new meaning!

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@BearUp06 @CJ20265200 @fuel_marine @tbailey1976 @lockdownbitche @AP

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@YoitsCJS @tbailey1976 @lockdownbitche @AP I think you misunderstand just how difficult it is to amend the Constitution. 2/3 of both the House and Senate are required to vote for it, then 3/4 of the state legislatures would also have to ratify it. Current control of all three branches doesn't matter.

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@Fisherguy16 @GenX_GoAway @CalltoActivism Note that his source was Grok AI.

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@LeonardLDye @FordJohnathan5 @Michell71078349 That doesn't make any sense. Giuliani would have played that card before he was found liable by the court.

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@44britcedes One of the commentators (an uninformed idiot) said that Robert Kubica burned out a clutch because, as an F1 driver, he was unfamiliar with heel-toe and a stick shift.

Junior single-seat series, Formula Renault, and F3 used a traditional shifter/clutch when Kubica raced (2000s).

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@LawVSX Caps. Most caps fit my head. Most clothing does not fit my somewhat Galapagos-sized frame.

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@angie_anson @theliamnissan That's the revised statement. But keep on spreading lies and disinformation. It's in your nature, I guess.

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@angie_anson @patsdunc @theliamnissan That's the revised statement. But keep on spreading lies and disinformation. 🙄

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@angie_anson @patsdunc @theliamnissan

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@angie_anson @EmilynroryEmily @t_lorali @theliamnissan That's the revised statement. But keep on spreading lies and disinformation. It's in your nature, I guess.

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@angie_anson @trojan08091980 @theliamnissan Your poor, poor dog. 🙁

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@PastorAlexLove @Jamesrus42

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@sillymattswider @insvnity412 @elijahdaniel @walipini

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@realDonaldTrump Fuck you, rapist.

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@BamaTimmy84 @FordJohnathan5

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@cosmo_cassee @rtnyk7kh8f @TizzyEnt @MalcolmNance No, you wouldn't.