andrew

the world is in our hands

[andrew @aWeinstein29]

i'm just tryna party before the heat death of the universe

[fortnite small shield potion @cartmanologist]

whip out your schlong youre the piano man

[Momo🥵🇨🇦 @Momoreoluwaa]

doing this on live tv is crazy 😭

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

If I had it my way, you’d wear that goddamn hat everywhere the rest of your pecker sucking life.

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

People ask why mad men is peak while it's obviously the most beautifully poetic celebration of life ever put on screen

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I spoke about my dyslexia.

I know that’s hard for a brain-dead moron who bombs children and protects pedophiles to understand.

[Sean Collins-Smith @SeanTwoNames]

He was born in a concentration camp during WW2.

He died after being committed for slicing off his nipple due to the Monolith computer beaming transmissions of homoeroticism and paranoia stemming from Lou and Cutler having secret, 2001: Space Odyssey-esque meetings.

He’s an astronaut.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retard of the day 🏅

[andrew @aWeinstein29]

@TheBlackHorse65 Unprecidented prosparity

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Donald Trump is the most dangerous terrorist who has ever threatened this nation.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

If there was ever a moment for libertarians and conservatives to step up and join the rest of us, we’re in it.

Americans have to unite and stop this descent from a freedom-loving nation into the kind of place where masked, militarized government agents are sent to politically noncompliant areas to roam the streets, terrorize civilians, and deploy violence with impunity.

[Chris Kavanagh @C_Kavanagh]

The damage done to America and its standing in the world under Trump will haunt the US for decades. A corrupt and petty regime that functions primarily as a personality cult of weak sycophants pandering to a childish narcissist.

[andrew @aWeinstein29]

@Adam_Vargas16 @Benhaskell7 @LyteHouseMC @HaydenWinks Yeah 40 wins minus 6 from games they play against each other. It’s either 40-13 straight up or 34-7 if you exclude the mutual games. 40-7 doesn’t make sense

[andrew @aWeinstein29]

@Benhaskell7 @LyteHouseMC @HaydenWinks Their records are 13-4 13-4 and 12-5 which totals 38-13 (excluding playoffs). They play each other twice each so that’s 6 games that should be subtracted from each W-L, giving 32-7. 34-7 if you add the playoffs now. Yeah he subtracted the losses but not the wins

[andrew @aWeinstein29]

@Benhaskell7 @LyteHouseMC @HaydenWinks He removed the losses but kept the wins?

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

The two American parties are not alike

It is astonishing how much the Republican base is in thrall to a cult of personality and blindly approving of whatever the leader does.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Renee Good was trying to drive away.

The ICE agent shot her twice through her side window.

The ICE agent walked away uninjured.

We all saw this on video. They all know we saw this on video.

They're lying about it for the same reason they lie about everything: they think they can get away with anything, even murder.

They are despicable, garbage human beings.

[petah @pe_tsar]

We cannot do 3 more years bro