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I have an MA. If you girlies with PhDs want me to call you "Doctor", you have to call me "Master". (oy you/no you/yes you)

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"The Hitchens Prize will be awarded to an author or journalist whose work reflects a commitment to free expression and inquiry, a range and depth of intellect, and a willingness to pursue the truth without regard to personal or professional consequence. " #ifonly

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@hazard_leah You could try just saying no, instead.

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@GaryLineker Perhaps we should cancel half of the infinite debt they owe their parents for putting up with them this year, and for all the previous years...

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@Livingstone_S @ICOnews My three-year-old agrees completely...

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@sjblakemore Maybe if they didn't stay in their bedrooms all the time they might feel differently...

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@kirovkate @aleksk You live in a neighbourhood which contains at least two idiots then...

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@jane__bradley Because you're women.

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@Livingstone_S @GavinWilliamson Cyber-bullying is a figment of the imagination of the hypersensitive woke.

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@ChrisJParr So don't ask questions on large group chats.

(I avoid them completely, which perhaps you should consider, if you are so sensitive.)

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@AdamJKucharski @FryRsquared Erm, what's wrong with just reopening the existing venues, like pubs, football grounds...

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@glosswitch Relax? The kid is as confused as his mother...

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@aliceperryuk I suggest ypu set up a "Women only" Twitter-like app for this, as at least 50% of the world isn't interested.

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@FryRsquared If that's the clearest I would hate to see a more complex version...

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@oliverburkeman You're being tolerated, not respected.

As Cambridge University has advised is the optimal approach.

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@Passie_Kracht @radley_ms @volewriter Most of you think you are. So?

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@volewriter @glosswitch As indicated by Cambridge University, you will henceforth be tolerated, but not necessarily respected.

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@womensart1 @glosswitch For females only, I presume, as I don't know of any men, whatever the alternative, who have ever felt the need to do the laundry.

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@DrFrancesRyan @glosswitch That'll show the Argentine government that they shouldn't send icebergs to invade the Falkland Isles...

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@A_BoxOfRain @glosswitch Nah, it's not.

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@Kek20To @glosswitch The Guardian can't get any worse.

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@ProfHurst Of course it's right. You should have made a better submission. Undergraduates get nonsense feedback written in incomprehensible jargon by cheap labour research students, so it's good to see you having to take some of your own medicine.