MO

Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes

[MO @AwGZz]

whats the first thing you see

[MO @AwGZz]

People out here trying to win a world cup with the likes of bruno fernandes and cunha and diallo leading the line

[MO @AwGZz]

they called us mad men

[MO @AwGZz]

heuys doing what hueys do

[Elyon @0xkitng]

I hope that chopper is grounded once it gets to base for a proper structural assessment, and that the pilot is subjected to a thorough investigation.

[MO @AwGZz]

Someone snitched..cos this is creative as hell

[Àkànní @idofoi]

A suspected drug trafficker travelled to Onitsha, Anambra State, where he purchased two large vehicle fuel tanks.

His intention was not to sell them or use them in any vehicle, but to convert them into concealment devices for illicit drugs.

He carefully concealed 43,980 capsules of tramadol inside the tanks and successfully evaded security checks throughout his journey from Anambra to the Wukari area of Taraba State.

His operation was foiled when operatives of the NDLEA @ndlea_nigeria
intercepted him and discovered the hidden narcotics.

Awọn Oloriburuku omo Igbo.

[MO @AwGZz]

It's not a case of heaven and earth...its simple mechanical accuracy.

[City! @dolapocarter]

I can’t believe I used to think I’d go to hell for spelling god like this

Religious brainwashing is scary man

[OluwaNishola @Oluwa_Ni_Sh0_La]

Let me correct you, the spelling is wrong. Not bcus of hell bt wen you're trying to write a noun most especially in human form like names or places. You'll start with a capital letter.
E.g lagos state ❌
Lagos state ✅
dolapo ❌
Dolapo ✅
god ❌
God ✅
You're only judging yourself.

[Dr. Toks 🦇 @fimiletoks]

Until they work for government civil service or wear suit and tie in a bank, they don't believe they have a job. The socialist system has messed us their thinking. My plumber says the same thing..."if I see proper job" and I always ask him, what is a proper job?

[MO @AwGZz]

fuck!!! Kane scored

[MO @AwGZz]

Love his character so much

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Samuel L. Jackson says Quentin Tarantino originally didn’t want to tell him he wasn’t playing Django.

“He sent me the script without telling me I wasn’t going to be Django.”

“He just said, ‘Read it. The character is Stephen.’”

“I called him back and said, ‘So you want me to play the most despicable Black man in the history of cinema?’”

“He said, ‘Well… yeah.’”

“I told him, ‘Okay, let’s do it.’”

“He actually toned Stephen down because he said, ‘I don’t want anybody to kill you.’”

“People call Quentin racist because of his scripts.”

“But every character he’s written for me has been intelligent, respected, and in control.”

“It would be impossible for a racist to consistently write characters like that for me.”

[MO @AwGZz]

@Dr_Afo cybertruck??? in the uk???

[MO @AwGZz]

put your seatbelt on...love it

[Arslan @0xarslan]

Iman Shumpert says the scariest thing about Kyrie is he beats you with no plan that's why he's unguardable

"He'll go to the baseline and do the Michael Jordan turn their back and shimmy but Kyrie does it with a live dribble"

"He played the angle to where I thought there's no way he could go past me. And he threw the ball behind my back and spun with no ball"

"Got the ball on the other side, laid it up for game point and I felt dumb"

"It's not rehearsed, there's no plan for that. Put your seatbelt on and try to stay in front"

[MO @AwGZz]

will take him over Ayton in a heartbeat

[LoonMuse @KevonLooneyMuse]

And the Warriors drafted a Soundcloud rapper at #2 💔

I’m out……

[MO @AwGZz]

AR-15 ..deserved

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Los Angeles Lakers star Austin Reaves intends to sign a four-year, $185 million maximum contract to return to the franchise, with a player option for the final season in 2029-30, sources tell ESPN. Reaves declined his $14.9M player option for the new max deal.

[Elelu Ayoola @EleluAyoola]

BREAKING: NANS President Akinteye Babtee Babatunde has called out Dr. Rauf Adegoke, Rector of D.S. Adegbenro Polytechnic Itori, over alleged fraud in NELFUND loan disbursements to the school.

Babatunde said the school charges N236,000 for HND I but uploaded N350,000 on the NELFUND portal. He also said the school charges N152,000 for ND II but uploaded N330,000 on the portal.

He accused the management of charging above approved school fees and called on President Tinubu to intervene. Babatunde added that NANS will publish a list of all universities involved in the fraudulent activity, and that the EFCC will be petitioned to investigate.

[MO @AwGZz]

@CryptoMikli never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up

- Biggie (Ten crack commandments '97)

[MO @AwGZz]

Always confirm before reacting

[JUST A GUY @Sibusis34190122]

Tactical battle? This game will be decided by which side of the bed Messi woke up on today 😭

[MO @AwGZz]

wow..thats a professional right there..feet up and all

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Daphne Joy had Cam Newton ready to FOLD at the end of his podcast after she flipped the script on him and asked him whether SIZE matters for HIM, knowing he’s married 😳👀

“Size is not the end all, be all, is my honest answer… How about for you?”

“Woah…. Nah, Nah, Nah. I can’t.”

“Gotta keep it funky right??”

[Chinondu Wokocha @ChinonduW]

A prophet is said to have no honor in his own city.

Listen to a foreigner, a Kenyan economic analyst, dissect the economic reality in Nigeria in comparison with Kenya.

Many years from now, this season will be remembered as the turning point for Nigeria's economy, even if many do not appreciate it now due to the attendant hardship it has brought, which is necessary for a nation that truly needs to grow and stimulate growth across critical sectors of the economy.

This Kenyan man really did his homework and carried out a thorough and critical analysis of the economic reforms in Nigeria and their immediate gains, especially in Lagos. Even many who live in Lagos do not appreciate the city they live in, but would rather see only the negatives.

Yet, a foreigner sees what many Nigerians do not see, or, for political considerations, choose not to see.

@mrlurvy @woye1 @STinubu @otegaogra @OgbeniDipo @lollylarry1 @DOlusegun @Morka2Felix @aonanuga1956 @APCNewMedia @CityBoyMedia @dayoisrael @Mr_JAGs

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Americans after they find out that a group of fish is called “school”