A Wise Orange

I am an orange.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

god damn.. it’s been a while

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

@TrendingLive who is on @hi_jimmy 's shirt?? Why is it not an orange??

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Sometimes life is harder than peeling those oranges with the tough skin that doesn't want to come off. You know the ones. The ones that leave all the white stuff on. Rubbish. Easy peel all the way.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Guess who is back... back again... TIS I!! The wise orange

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Follow your dreams. Become an orange. Join me.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Picture of my sister when she was little! #NationalSiblingsDay

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

this is a tweet about oranges

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I see trees of orange. Orange roses too. I see oranges, for you to juice & i think to myself: what an orange-full world

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Remember: eating oranges is only cannibalistic if you are an orange. Otherwise, it's just good taste buds.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

#UnpopularFandomOpinion I prefer orange juice with no bits.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Don't blame it on the Orange. Don't blame it on the Juice. Don't blame it on the bits. Blame it on the apple.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

What did the orange say to the elephant? Nothing because it's an orange. Oranges make juice not words

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

There ain't no party like an orange juice party. Word.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

#BadStripClubNames Orange ya glad I'm taking off my clothes?

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Remember, when school gets too much, eat an orange.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Business idea: buy orange. Plant orange. Wait for tree. Sell tree's orange.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Lemonade stands are history. Bring on the Orange.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

"To orange or not to orange?" No. Always orange.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

Sunset is best time of day. Sunset is orange.

[A Wise Orange @AWiseOrange]

New pet idea: an orange with dog fur stuck on