amy

completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter.

[amy @AwkAmes]

#huskers

[amy @AwkAmes]

Normalize taking yourself out to dinner and playing Risk on your phone at the bar

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

❗GIVEAWAY❗

Like & RT for the chance to #win a holiday sweater.

[amy @AwkAmes]

taylor rice

[Mia Hamm @MiaHamm]

That was sick @julieertz ! USA!

[amy @AwkAmes]

"Amy I'm going to f!$*ing kill you this guy isn't even cute " - my friends after I swipe right to every guy with a dog in thier dating app picture

[Kelly White @kellymowhite]

I know there’s significant drama about to happen, but this cheese plate is horrifying. #TheBachelor

[amy @AwkAmes]

my car repair estimate just made me cry. good news is I do have feelings.

[amy @AwkAmes]

PSA: if you do not follow the insta account 'hotdudeswithdogs' you probably should and it may change your life

[amy @AwkAmes]

@amerzzzzz @ThomasRhett Perfect. Just perfect

[amy @AwkAmes]

Idk why anyone would expect something less from me???

[amy @AwkAmes]

Friday night thoughts: "How much do you think Netflix pays to have its own button on a remote?"

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

This is how you knock on a bathroom door when someone is throwing up or has diarrhea, not when you just broke off your engagement #thebachelor

[amy @AwkAmes]

Me: "Idk why I'm so paranoid all of the time." Also Me: *listens to My Favorite Murder all day & watches Black Mirror at night*

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Look who’s celebrating #GalentinesDay together!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[amy @AwkAmes]

Happy galentine's day!! Grab your gals and grab your wines. And pls for the love of gawd don't call tomorrow galentine's day.

[amy @AwkAmes]

Mara's life advice: "you're 24 Amy, you don't need anyone nice."

[amy @AwkAmes]

PSA: don't listen to murder podcasts before bed

[amy @AwkAmes]

Can we take a sec to acknowledge the "OHP" noise that escapes our mouths when we almost run into another human/object on accident