Awkward Dog Mom

Awkward Dog Mom, 20 Something, Coffee Obsessed, Tries to be good at make-up and "adulting".

[Soph 🪩 @sophdoeslife]

I'm not the best at communicating with people or staying in touch. I really appreciate those friends where even if you don't talk for a few months, when you do finally talk or meet up it feels like nothing has changed 💛

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A double espresso shot was necessary this morning

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Tip for anyone doing keto/low carb: order a smal cold brew black and pour an Atkins shake in with it.... DELISH! #keto

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Some days I just can’t work up the courage to put on eyeliner because it has the power to ruin all the stuff I’ve already put on 🙅🏼‍♀️

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Hope everyone’s having a gorgeous day!

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Meet Candie!

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Becoming obsessed with @NakedAndAfraid all over again #addicted

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Guys I’m so excited! I’m officially an @armtheanimals brand ambassador!

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Mood: headphones ✅ coffee ✅ lets do this.

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That feeling when you switch what side you’re laying on and you can breathe so much better #bestfeeling

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#mood #GilmoreGirls

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Want coffee. Need coffee.

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I decided while doing my make up this morning that I wouldn’t be able to handle IF my eyeliner didn’t cooperate so I went without it 🤣#TGIF

[Sam Denner @samdenner11]

Ok mom lol

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Today is day 53 of only eating 5% carbs a day (20g) and let me tell you all these #NationalPretzDay posts are K I L L I N G me!

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It’s hard to believe there was a time in life that coffee wasn’t a part of my everyday routine...

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New post up! Do you know these people?
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