AwkwardPentecostal

Remember that one service....

[The Unappreciated Pastor @Rev_Norespect]

How Late Thou Art #DaylightSavingTimeHymns

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Boy "Will you be my Valentine?"
Girl "Sure!"
*handshake*
#pentecostalValentinesDay

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Am I the only one that celebrated Valentines Day on the 13th this year? #churchnight #pentecostalValentinesday

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Honey I got you a card "Your my numer #2!...Jesus is my #1."
#pentecostalValentinesDay #sorrynotsorry #JesusismyValentine

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

"Table for three? For my date and I...and our chaperone." #pentecostalValentinesDay

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Captian-Christ #pentecostalcereal

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

The land flowing with milk and honeynutcheerios #pentecostalcereal

[Aaroneous Maximus III @aaronleemcgrew]

@AwkPentecostal "👦👧Ooh, this color tastes like longsuffering! MY FAVE!!" 😂😂😂

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

@jasonadkins23 too funny!!

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

@aaronleemcgrew literally made me lol!

[Aaroneous Maximus III @aaronleemcgrew]

@AwkPentecostal Fruit of the Spirit Loops #pentecostalcereal

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Annointed Flakes #pentecostalcereal

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Holy-O's #pentecostalcereal

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Mom won't let me have anymore Sinner-Man Toast Crunch #pentecostalcereal

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Blessed Charms #pentecostalcereal

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

Coocoo-for-Chirst puffs #pentecostalcereal

[The Unappreciated Pastor @Rev_Norespect]

I think Chick Fil A should name a combo meal the Amen. You could walk up to the counter & say "Can I get an amen?"

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

#theawkwardmoment when you make a Bible pun at work/school and nobody gets it.

[AwkwardPentecostal @AwkPentecostal]

When your'e reading Bible and you highlight a verse that speaks to you, then realize you highlighted the whole page. #HGyellowpages

[The Unappreciated Pastor @Rev_Norespect]

It's so cold Joel O'steen is preaching on hell.