Awkward_Turtle

I'm sure there's something interesting going on somewhere.

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

i meant chump i just fucked up matt's whole twitter career

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

ariel here matt's a loser

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

the flask is an alcoholic's paintbrush the flASK IS AN ALCHOLIC'S TOOTHBRUSH I NEED TO GO THRow up now

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

HE'S GONNA FUCC THE DEVIL IN HIS MOUTH

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

holy shit matt del mundo has a fucking twitter????

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

one of these things is not like the other http://t.co/lIwnbKLyfp

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

"This steak is SO GOOD right now, http://t.co/ArckrjgXHT

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

poop https://t.co/MKfgcNGZqj

[matthew katzenstein @katzmatt]

Lookout Indy! https://t.co/pibQ3ylq5q

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

in da hood https://t.co/atmn4ooz8B

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

does anyone around the #irvingplaza area want my half-eaten 7-11 Bean and Cheese burrito? I really… http://t.co/O9XnClnkxl

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

"im so fucked up" http://t.co/Zyeo2fn8uM

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

I made an apron http://t.co/UYeZN4x5En

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

doge food?? http://t.co/PhOI6JUiyz

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

Look I actually have a use for my goggles for once http://t.co/zs0rWnYW4d

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

ippudooooooooooooooooooooooooo http://t.co/zmrLaxr614

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

Matt survived the zombie apocalypse and made it to Safe Haven with a score of 12168. #OrganTrail

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

Lockdown. Outside the school, so more like a lockout? http://t.co/1FzdSImzwW

[Awkward_Turtle @AwkturtWardle]

Matt has dysentery ARE YOU SERIOUS #OrganTrail